dumbest things you've been told or hurd while wheeling?

so far i been told .

oh you have really muddy shoes you must be a green horn. --- i get out of my truck to help others alot. so my shoes are generally muddy.

other saying : you haven't really wheeled unless you have lockers. my thought is so far is haven't yet needed them. but there on my list of things to buy.

other : its stuck cuz its a chevy , or a jeep , or a ford, or a toyota. if ones stuck its usually not the brand. me and my bro watched guys with front and rear lockers not make it over the big egg shaped rock on the lower main turn around and go home ba ha ha ha . while we drove right on over. hows that for some true wheeling . considering that rocks not hard at all.

so what have you hurd or been told that made you instantly think : this guys a total dumb @$$.

 

or whats the craziest thing you've seen that made you think oh my that was ______!