jimmy21669

Yay! Alex...we need to make more templates!

Veeb0rg

And now your daily dose of har har yar!

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"*

gone4x4

nice Veeb nice

gone4x4

come on fools-up-up n away we go

96xjclassic

Well played sir, well played.
Lmao.


Morning Md guys. Friday is almost here!

kuzican

lol. i said less at least, lol. 1st gen only with the pop-up headlights. miatas are rwd cars that can handle pretty well in the turns. I'd prefer that than a Kia. newer miatas are just ehh.

Pudgy Fingers

I was thinking the same thing.

a_shirey

marks custom tint on route 40

yellaklein

Morning all,

its alot of liquid sunshine down here in VA. yuk

NewKindOfClown

It's all supposed to move up here today..

a_shirey

i love the rain. its literally a great day for me when its rainy. its so relaxing, even at work.

kuzican

great.....hows the weather supposed to be tomorrow?

i hate the rain. when I had bald tires the rear end would slide out on roundabouts, and that's going slow.

NewKindOfClown

I looked yesterday, and the weather is supposed to improve as the weekend progresses. Today is supposed to be thunderstorms til around 5.

kuzican

just checked, friday looks like it wont be raining

yellaklein

Dang.. i will be driving in it all the way back to Meade from Gloucester. debating on taking 17 to 95 to 32 and up.. or 17 to 301 then up to 3. Hopefully by the time i get farther north traffic won't be so bad .