Originally Posted by Alaskan89XJ

and a van of Bikers, without their bikes, pull up on my left, concurrently, a van of Nuns pull up on my right.., at the same time!

Originally Posted by scottd16

The d*cks **** me off people do it at my school if I knew who did it they would not be to happy with what I'd do.

Originally Posted by JSmith0055

my friend drew "fu**ing Ti*s" in the side of my xj and now when its clean you can see it in the paint lol...

Originally Posted by tavish_g

i had just pulled into walmart, gf called, as i'm talkin to her sitting in a parking spot this dude walkes up to my truck, checkin it out i guess, then starts touching all over my tires and what not, needless to say i told my gf i had to go and stepped out of my jeep asked the dude wtf are you doing? he just stuttered a bit then walked away. Has anyone else had some weird stuff like this happen?

Originally Posted by tavish_g

Keep em coming fellas hopefully nobody has any stories about their xj getting keyed up or otherwise damaged by some a-hole.

Originally Posted by Alaskan89XJ

LOL! Well not on my XJ.., yet.., but it has happened to me in the past with my '79 Cherokee Model 17. For several years in a row, on my birthday, I would drive down to this 100 yard by 300 yard wide asphalted parking lot where one could park to view over a large body of water with a glacier within view, (half a mile away), feeding it. I'd park in the very middle, at water's edge, with a hundred and a half yards to either side. My German Sheppard Dog, and I, with plenty of eats, and fluids would just sit in my vehicle for the several hours admiring nature, yet I'd have my tape cassette playing some Grateful Dead, or some such genre, and for some reason others would park elsewheres but end up walking up to my vehicle and paying absolutely no attention to the fact that my critter and I even existed.., let alone giving any clue as to be even cognisant to the music playing. FIRST TIME, a dozen tourists from Asia park in a rental van, 50 yards behind me, (remember, it's a big lot), walk up to my vehicle, half dozen to a side, end up in a semi-circle of twelve standing around in that arc from front tire to tire, with their backs facing me and my dog, leaning on the Jeep using elbows, hands, etc., on my hood, using my Cherokee as a prop.., in order to have a few 35mm photos taken of their happy faces. Hmmm.., then they leave, get back in their van and head back to Los Anchorditch. SECOND TIME, two guys park about where the Asians did, walk up with some first generation video equipment; a battery pack the size of a suitcase that one carried, along with a tri-pod, whilst the other toted the camera. They set up exactly in front of me, like the Asians and began to video the far off glacier for about five minutes, (not much in the way of changes with the scenery on that overcast day) but they taped what they taped, re-packed their equipment, and then split.., and like the Asians, never even attempted to make eye contact. THIRD TIME, a mother with her adult daughter, and her friend pull up next to me in a Jaguar sedan, and hung out, never seemingly acknowleging my existance.., lol, until they could not get a re-start.., their story short I ended up 'roping' them 5 miles to a gas station/mech shop with my "******'em-Strap". FOURTH TIME, now remember.., I parked as I usually did in the past, i.e., up front and centered.., and a van of Bikers, without their bikes, pull up on my left, concurrently, a van of Nuns pull up on my right.., at the same time! Bikers are not looking at me, my dog, or the Nuns. The Nuns are not looking at me, my dog, nor the Bikers. Me, my dog are looking at everyone, enjoying nature, enjoying the eats; dog bisquits for him, and the cheese, salami, olives, red wine for me.., the usual fare btw, and then they leave. Me.., I left too, and have never gone back for a Fifth time.

Elsewheres.., I went into a coffee shop, got a to-go-cup, got back in my Jeep, and some dude walks along, and without even looking, or seeing that I was sitting inside the Jeep(17), he hopped up on the passenger side hood, above the wheel well, in order to sit there to wait for someone to come out of the shop. Been there, done that, lol, so I leaned on the horn.., and he acted bothered, i.e., as if what right did I have to disturb him so. Hmmmm...

I live in a woodsy area, and there is this sign.., "Trespassers will be shot--survivors will be shot again", but the idiots keep coming. One must be very, very careful.

Seriously, I do believe 1/3 of the population has been going crazy.., like the country song, "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy".