New "you know you drive an xj when"
08-31-2011, 09:34 AM
#1566
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Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: I6 4.0L HO
When you only have 2 speakers in your 93 and you put in 4more.
When bolts snap your bolts more often then any other parts
When bolts snap your bolts more often then any other parts
08-31-2011, 03:45 PM
#1567
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Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Probably been posted already but...
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
08-31-2011, 03:45 PM
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Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Probably been posted already but...
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
08-31-2011, 07:36 PM
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Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L HO
... You end your wedding reception and go to leave with your bride only to find out you left your lights on and so your battery is dead!
...You roll up to a fancy resort with your new bride and the valet attendant promises he won't steal your quarters.
... You find new scratches on your door from uncareful tourists wonder how much they will pay the rental company for the dents your door put on their rental.
...You roll up to a fancy resort with your new bride and the valet attendant promises he won't steal your quarters.
... You find new scratches on your door from uncareful tourists wonder how much they will pay the rental company for the dents your door put on their rental.
08-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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Year: 97
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
when you crank the radio as to drown out the knock........... 
when people behind you on the trail say your **** sounds like a tractor and makes all sorts of weird noises.......
when people behind you on the trail say your **** sounds like a tractor and makes all sorts of weird noises.......
09-01-2011, 01:39 AM
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Year: 1996
Engine: 4.0L HO
When you fill up with gas, calculate mileage...17mpg all city mostly stop and go and driving hard? no way, recalculate it five times before you believe it.
I recommend to everyone a Neon injector swap combined with a 99+ style intake manifold
I recommend to everyone a Neon injector swap combined with a 99+ style intake manifold
