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Old 09-07-2011, 02:11 AM
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YKYDAXJW you have to make a quick trip to the restroom to vomit after you had to agree with a customer that his 4x4 ZJ looked cool with huge wheels and paper thin tires. I died a little inside today after that... took everything I had to not stab him in the face and get that thing some better wheels and tires.
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Originally Posted by Evilpopcorn
YKYDAXJW you have to make a quick trip to the restroom to vomit after you had to agree with a customer that his 4x4 ZJ looked cool with huge wheels and paper thin tires. I died a little inside today after that... took everything I had to not stab him in the face and get that thing some better wheels and tires.
There's an XJ around here on (I think) 20s with low-pro tires. It looks so trashy cause it's otherwise stock, and he looks at me like I'm scum cause mine's dirty, dented, and fenderless. I want to key it or something, but I just can't do that to a helpless XJ
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YKYDAXJW after it raining all night you go out to your jeep to find that there are 3 inches of water in your floorboards but you don't care cause you just tore out your carpet and bedlined the floors and you're just happy they are serving their purpose.
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You know you drive an XJ when body work involves a ball peen hammer and truck bed liner.
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
When you know if u won the lottery all of it would go to your jeep and you have more you want to do to it.after you spent 2mil. On it
Oh totally
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:14 AM
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you know you drive an xj when you buy one just because you feel bad that the previous owner drove it to the ground and want to rebuild it and wheel it the right way yourself haha
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Originally Posted by razor02097
You know you drive an XJ when body work involves a ball peen hammer and truck bed liner.
or some vise grips.
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Originally Posted by captainofiron
or some vise grips.
been there b4
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Originally Posted by captainofiron

or some vise grips.
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When not only is the wiring awful, but the fuse block diagram in the manual AND the FSM are wrong. When you fix your turn signals by pulling the 20 amp fuse from "power locks" which I don't have and putting it in slot 10 (empty).

You know you drive an XJ when you hate everything made by Mopar, but love your XJ.
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When not only is the wiring awful, but the fuse block diagram in the manual AND the FSM are wrong. When you fix your turn signals by pulling the 20 amp fuse from "power locks" which I don't have and putting it in slot 10 (empty).
This had me rolling!
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When you live in NY and you have to tell the mechanic to watch out where he puts the lift cuz you got a weak spot in your Uni body haha tomorrow morning will be fun
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When u get 3 jeep mags in the mail today and almost cream your self....and when a new kid at your highschool gets a 94 jeep xj and you have a 93 and u tell him about the cf lol
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YKYDAXJW ...your mom tells you she needs a brake from the non-stop talking about everything your gonna do to your cherokee when you get the money
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