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Old 09-08-2011, 02:50 PM
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When the girl you like breaks down in the parking lot and u have soo many tools you could be a mobile mechanic. And you go and fix her brand new camerro in less the 30 min you get her # and u got a date tonight...and she loves your xj
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When the girl you like breaks down in the parking lot and u have soo many tools you could be a mobile mechanic. And you go and fix her brand new camerro in less the 30 min you get her # and u got a date tonight...and she loves your xj
...and you're in NC so there's a 90% chance she's cute lol
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OMG where do I start lol she is 9out of 10 lol
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Old 09-08-2011, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
OMG where do I start lol she is 9out of 10 lol
Well first of all usmclovesxj you can start by performing a Manual look over just to make sure everything is in tip top shape. start at the rear, and work your way up. BUT! in order to make sure this is a 9 out of 10 follow these rules.... Does it have...
1. Adams apple
2. A bulged
3. Massive amounts of 5 o'clock shadows
4. Forearms the size of popeyes
5. Take a ruler and measure the curtains. Lol if past 2 inches get out of the kitchen man


Yea I'm bored at work sorry lol
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Old 09-08-2011, 03:31 PM
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Well first of all usmclovesxj you can start by performing a Manual look over just to make sure everything is in tip top shape. start at the rear, and work your way up. BUT! in order to make sure this is a 9 out of 10 follow these rules.... Does it have...
1. Adams apple
2. A bulged
3. Massive amounts of 5 o'clock shadows
4. Forearms the size of popeyes
5. Take a ruler and measure the curtains. Lol if past 2 inches get out of the kitchen man


Yea I'm bored at work sorry lol
lol IDC that was still funny as hell .. But no she is drop dead beautiful. Lol... ...things to do list-
#1.Get lucky tonight.
#2.Start relationship lol
...me and her talk and know each other so its cool not like I just met her lol
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On that note you know u drive an xj when u spend the whole time working on your xj then get dressed in 5min and go out on the date lol
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
On that note you know u drive an xj when u spend the whole time working on your xj then get dressed in 5min and go out on the date lol
Thumbs up. Yo take her on the frost date then go get muddy see how she lines that. Show her what your rig can do then I'll bet your back seat folds down.... Game overrrrrrr back to workbj go toddles
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
On that note you know u drive an xj when u spend the whole time working on your xj then get dressed in 5min and go out on the date lol
Or on CF... But isn't there an old saying about threads being worthless without pics?
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OMG where do I start lol she is 9out of 10 lol
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:02 PM
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**** she's a " grenade"!!! Now fist pump
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Lol. ...this is a good idea:P
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:10 PM
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:15 PM
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Lol no she's not a grenade
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
Lol no she's not a grenade
Man in jk lol just pulling your tow strap is all. Good luck tho thumbs up
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:20 PM
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Lol I know ur not serious lol
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