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09-19-2011, 02:09 AM
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YKYDAXJ when you have gotten into fights numerous times when someone tries to vandalize/hurt your XJ
YKYDAXJ when you get into a "beef" with the little ricer kids and they surround you and block you in and you shout "move or ill make my own exit!" and then you start to move forward and they move out of your way.
YKYDAXJ when you let no one else drive her
YKYDAXJ when you're referred to as "The Jeep guy" by the high school kids that didnt know you during school
YKYDAXJ when you get into a "beef" with the little ricer kids and they surround you and block you in and you shout "move or ill make my own exit!" and then you start to move forward and they move out of your way.
YKYDAXJ when you let no one else drive her
YKYDAXJ when you're referred to as "The Jeep guy" by the high school kids that didnt know you during school
09-19-2011, 03:28 AM
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That's awsome. My fiance can literally hear me coming home a mile away. She loves that sound... except when shes in it.
YKYDAXJ when you here a wierd, usually load noise, and you turn up the radio and say I'll fix it when I get home.
YKYDAXJ when you here a wierd, usually load noise, and you turn up the radio and say I'll fix it when I get home.
09-19-2011, 03:35 AM
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YKYDAXJ when the first thing that comes to mind after your rear DS explodes on the trail is, "I can take a pic and use the mobile app to post about this before I even pull off the DS and finish the trail in fwd" and do so, then finish the trail in fwd while your friends yotas are having a hard time in 4wd lol
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09-19-2011, 09:59 AM
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YKYDAXJW you call him a girl while youre at the pump, and it seems like every time you crank it afterwards, it revs up a little louder...Cherokee with masculinity issues/complex??? 
09-19-2011, 10:53 AM
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YKYDAXJW you name it after your ex girlfriends to further express the love-hate relationship.
YKYDAXJW you have several BFH's and a 4 foot cheater pipe in your tool chest. =)
YKYDAXJW you have several BFH's and a 4 foot cheater pipe in your tool chest. =)
09-19-2011, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by AKinHI
YKYDAXJ when the first thing that comes to mind after your rear DS explodes on the trail is, "I can take a pic and use the mobile app to post about this before I even pull off the DS and finish the trail in fwd" and do so, then finish the trail in fwd while your friends yotas are having a hard time in 4wd lol
Happened to me today
Happened to me today
09-19-2011, 03:35 PM
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YKYDAXJW when you hear another XJ drive by and you can diagnose at least 3 problems he's having with his, cuz you've been there.
And you're tempted to chase him down and offer to help, even if it takes all night.
And you're tempted to chase him down and offer to help, even if it takes all night.
09-19-2011, 04:08 PM
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09-19-2011, 04:38 PM
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Hey, if you don't have a love-hate relationship with your Xj, than it's not doing its' job...
YKYDAXJW you purchase the best plan AAA has to offer, which allows you 10 free 100 mile tows a year and your scared you will run out. =\
YKYDAXJW you fear driving in the rain, but feel confident driving in snow.
(I don't know about you guys, but every Xj I've driven has had a difficult time holding traction in the rain)
YKYDAXJW you purchase the best plan AAA has to offer, which allows you 10 free 100 mile tows a year and your scared you will run out. =\
YKYDAXJW you fear driving in the rain, but feel confident driving in snow.
(I don't know about you guys, but every Xj I've driven has had a difficult time holding traction in the rain)
09-19-2011, 04:46 PM
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Hey, if you don't have a love-hate relationship with your Xj, than it's not doing its' job...
YKYDAXJW you purchase the best plan AAA has to offer, which allows you 10 free 100 mile tows a year and your scared you will run out. =\
YKYDAXJW you fear driving in the rain, but feel confident driving in snow.
(I don't know about you guys, but every Xj I've driven has had a difficult time holding traction in the rain)
YKYDAXJW you purchase the best plan AAA has to offer, which allows you 10 free 100 mile tows a year and your scared you will run out. =\
YKYDAXJW you fear driving in the rain, but feel confident driving in snow.
(I don't know about you guys, but every Xj I've driven has had a difficult time holding traction in the rain)
09-19-2011, 07:05 PM
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DISCLAIMER: I don't do that stuff when there are other cars around
09-19-2011, 08:17 PM
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Haha, I drive like a grandpa in the rain until I find a nice wide, flat, open corner. Offramps are the worst with a lunchbox locker.... I get 3/4 of the way through the offramp with full traction, then all the sudden the rear grabs posi and kicks out.
YKYDAXJW you have to disconnect the sensor for your washer fluid because even though it's full, the light on the dashboard is stuck on.
YKYDAXJW You have a dummy light on your dash for low washer fluid, but nothing to tell you your door or hatch is open.
YKYDAXJW Your parts list is at least 4x the size of your grocery list.
Last edited by XJeepWerks; 09-19-2011 at 08:20 PM.