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09-20-2011, 09:53 PM
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lmfao DO IT!!! I was thinking of the guy who posted on here saying he had a 2" body lift on his XJ. We ragged on him a little bit and tried to explain the difference between types of lifts, and he got pissed and yelled at us, defined what a body lift is, and demanded money from every member 
09-20-2011, 10:37 PM
#1847
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lmfao DO IT!!! I was thinking of the guy who posted on here saying he had a 2" body lift on his XJ. We ragged on him a little bit and tried to explain the difference between types of lifts, and he got pissed and yelled at us, defined what a body lift is, and demanded money from every member
09-22-2011, 05:55 PM
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You know you drive a jeep when you post on Facebook
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
09-22-2011, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Gstang117
You know you drive a jeep when you post on Facebook
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
09-22-2011, 05:58 PM
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You know you drive an xj when people making a right turn when your in the straight lane, can look under your XJ to see if there's a car coming
09-22-2011, 07:26 PM
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You know you drive an Xj when the headlights of the car behind you shine under and in front of your Xj.
You know you drive an Xj when you don't take cash out of the bank after you get paid because you can't buy parts online with Cash.
You know you drive an Xj when the guys working at the junkyard and all of the local autoparts stores know you by name and the vehicle you are there for.
You know you drive an Xj when you come home in a bad mood and your family asks "What's wrong with it this time?"
You know you drive an Xj when you don't take cash out of the bank after you get paid because you can't buy parts online with Cash.
You know you drive an Xj when the guys working at the junkyard and all of the local autoparts stores know you by name and the vehicle you are there for.
You know you drive an Xj when you come home in a bad mood and your family asks "What's wrong with it this time?"
09-23-2011, 12:03 AM
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ykydaxj when your best friend is a complete noob and texts you saying hes getting a 2.5" body lift for his xj and keeps bragging cause hes only getting it for 50 bucks and wont listen to you even after you say "if you dont believe me then consult the forum"
09-23-2011, 12:41 AM
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You know you drive a jeep when you post on Facebook
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
YKYDAXJ when you spend 5 hours in a night reading tire reviews and change your mind about what tires you want 4 times in a week.
09-23-2011, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Gstang117
You know you drive a jeep when you post on Facebook
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
09-23-2011, 01:12 AM
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YKYDAXJ when you go to get groceries and pass by auto zone and think well there is a lot of top ramen left I don't need all this stuff and go buy parts
09-23-2011, 11:05 AM
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09-23-2011, 11:18 AM
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You know you drive an xj when your buddys bring over their laptops and you sit around looking at the Cherokee forum showing each other the bad a$$ builds and ideas their finding
09-23-2011, 11:18 AM
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You know you drive a jeep when you post on Facebook
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...
Still out wrenching on Linda. Spent some time fingering her rear end, got all greasy and sweaty. But the gasket is holding.
Then have to explain to your father and acquaintances that Linda is not a women but infact your Jeep. And the gasket is infact a gasket and not a condom...