bopeep94

mine pees on people too!!!!!
its a nice way to say "**** off" when those hondas are too close to my butt.
gah those thing are like little flies....

I Leak Oil

Exactly, used too have too much fun with it, I think when I fix it im just gonna make it pee on people again, who needs fluid on tje back window anyways

ol'DixieJeep

we ran my buddys front washer lines under his dash and aimed em so they would spray on his pants and look like he peed himself... then dirtied up his window and waited. classic.

also i purpously did my rear washer like that. i found a small nozzle like thing and put it on the end of the hose and zip tied it so it pointed back.

I Leak Oil

Okay thats awesome. Gonna have to pull that soon. Ive been looking for something to reduce the hose. So I can get a little more distance

mr baer

That sounds alot like mine

XJeepWerks

YKYDAXJW you high beams and all four turn signals randomly turn on driving down the road.

blacknbluexj

When your fan only blows on high ...or low... no inbetween who needs the luxury anyways

ChadLunsford

...when u slow down when someone rides ur tailpipe and then floor it when they try to pass! Haha

ivantheigor

Thats a douche move...

Greenfishinkayak

That's why you drive 30 in a 45 at midnight. Cops pull you over for probable cause and can't get ya for anything and people don't understand that they can actually pass if they need to

askingxforxit

I just pulled in to the parking lot at my gf's work, ran in for literally 20 seconds and when I go to start the xj.....i get nothing. No clank, clunk, wirr wirr wirr...nothing. Checked the fuses...then grabbed my 12" crescent wrench and beat the starter a few times. Turn the key and the xj starts right up!!!

xjfirefighter

Whenever you go up hill's you say "man I need new gears ''

srhcherokee24

When your thinking what upgrade is coming next on ur xj for the full ten hours at work

XJeepWerks

I think that's perfectly acceptable. I hate when people ride my rear end for no reason. The closer you get to my rear Bumper the slower I drive, and with the way my rig pulls on a second gear downshift not many average cars will pass me.

Nemesissparadise

The Douche bag move is tailgating me