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12-20-2011, 06:55 PM
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Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
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"What are you doing?"
"It's just a cigarette."
"No, you can't smoke in my Jeep."
"Oh, yeah right." *lights cigarette, blows smoke at me*
*Slammed brakes* "Walk home."
12-20-2011, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by NewKindOfClown
I kicked a girl out for that before. May have ruined my chances that night, but I preserved my pride.
"What are you doing?"
"It's just a cigarette."
"No, you can't smoke in my Jeep."
"Oh, yeah right." *lights cigarette, blows smoke at me*
*Slammed brakes* "Walk home."
12-20-2011, 07:02 PM
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12-20-2011, 07:07 PM
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Wow you are a dick. If this was in a $650,000 Lamborghini, yeah that would be justified, but dude, its a Jeep. Even if your interior is pristine, its still got the same crappy seats, horrible carpet, and probably saggy/torn headliner, all of which probably smell like coolant, oil, and burning mud.
12-20-2011, 07:09 PM
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Wow you are a dick. If this was in a $650,000 Lamborghini, yeah that would be justified, but dude, its a Jeep. Even if your interior is pristine, its still got the same crappy seats, horrible carpet, and probably saggy/torn headliner, all of which probably smell like coolant, oil, and burning mud.
12-20-2011, 07:12 PM
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Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
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Wow you are a dick. If this was in a $650,000 Lamborghini, yeah that would be justified, but dude, its a Jeep. Even if your interior is pristine, its still got the same crappy seats, horrible carpet, and probably saggy/torn headliner, all of which probably smell like coolant, oil, and burning mud.
12-20-2011, 07:16 PM
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You can disrespect me, and I'll suck it up, but not my Jeep. I do take it that seriously. And that was her third strike. She got several warnings about smoking, turning the stereo up high enough to damage the speakers, going through my glove box (I'm military, and have stuff that I can't let people play with), and other stuff. She kept ignoring me, and when she blew smoke in my face, it was over. It wasn't as bad as the first post made it sound.
12-20-2011, 07:17 PM
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You can disrespect me, and I'll suck it up, but not my Jeep. I do take it that seriously. And that was her third strike. She got several warnings about smoking, turning the stereo up high enough to damage the speakers, going through my glove box (I'm military, and have stuff that I can't let people play with), and other stuff. She kept ignoring me, and when she blew smoke in my face, it was over. It wasn't as bad as the first post made it sound.
12-20-2011, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 96xjclassic
I smell a new thread in the works.
12-20-2011, 07:25 PM
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12-20-2011, 07:52 PM
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YKYDAXJW you wanna sell the piece of **** everyday of your ****ing miserable broke life.
but still somehow forget to make an ad on craigslist.... everyday......
but still somehow forget to make an ad on craigslist.... everyday......
