New "you know you drive an xj when"
03-24-2011, 12:28 AM
#391
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Year: 1994
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and its funny when people say its a soccer mom jeep and you outwheel them in a kia sportage!
03-24-2011, 01:04 AM
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Year: 1996
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You know you drive an XJ when you and your friend decide a sway bar sword fight is a bad idea. Sprung steel vibrates when it hits a solid object, really hurts your hands.
03-24-2011, 01:21 AM
#393
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You know you drive an XJ when you go to get new tires and they tell you "The front end is shot, every bushing needs replaced" to which you respond "It's better that way, I get way more flex"
03-24-2011, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 99xj4dr
When your gf hits her head on the a pillar cuz she has to jump a lil to get in
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03-24-2011, 08:51 PM
#397
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when you look at a parking lot curb and think "how much flex can I get?"
when your girlfriend has to threaten you with driving a hybrid to make you not lift it any higher.
when everyone cringes and jumps when your jeep bang's and you just look at them like there was nothing wrong.
when your girlfriend has to threaten you with driving a hybrid to make you not lift it any higher.
when everyone cringes and jumps when your jeep bang's and you just look at them like there was nothing wrong.
03-24-2011, 08:52 PM
#398
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YKYDAXJ: when you park on the grass, instead of pavement!
When someone says you are messing up the grass, and you say the Jeep will be fine!
Posted by: Dre
When someone says you are messing up the grass, and you say the Jeep will be fine!
Posted by: Dre
03-25-2011, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by cosmo11
when you turn right and the front drive shaft rubbs the exaust
(( funny my son say dad your jeep just farted lmao
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(( funny my son say dad your jeep just farted lmao
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03-25-2011, 03:18 PM
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You know you drive an XJ when you're always broke but one look at it and it's all worth it!
You know you drive an XJ when the cop pulls you over and ask's "why?...why?"(excessive noise.....Pfffshh--SuckMLeftN) and you respond "it's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand :-P"
You know you drive an XJ when the cop pulls you over and ask's "why?...why?"(excessive noise.....Pfffshh--SuckMLeftN) and you respond "it's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand :-P"
03-25-2011, 03:23 PM
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whoops didn't mean to post multiple times. :-X still getting the hang of this website
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