New "you know you drive an xj when"
05-22-2012, 11:50 PM
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When the kids are napping...
YKYDAXJW
You have to pause momentarily for a mental debate... Should I screw the wife, or wrench my XJ???
YKYDAXJW
You have to pause momentarily for a mental debate... Should I screw the wife, or wrench my XJ???
Last edited by KJamesJR; 05-22-2012 at 11:53 PM.
05-23-2012, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by KJamesJR
When the kids are napping...
YKYDAXJW
You have to pause momentarily for a mental debate... Should I screw the wife, or wrench my XJ???
YKYDAXJW
You have to pause momentarily for a mental debate... Should I screw the wife, or wrench my XJ???
05-23-2012, 02:06 AM
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You Know You Drive An XJ When . . .
YKYDAXJ when you worry excessively that your axles/tranny/TC have lost all their lube and repeatedly check the lube levels because there is no fresh oil on your driveway.
YKYDAXJ when you eat chicken-flavored Ramen noodles twice a day, because you spent the grocery budget on parts at NAPA.
YKYDAXJ when you're a month behind on rent, but you bought new BFG MT/R's for the Cherokee.
YKYDAXJ when the toilet in your house needs to be re-seated because it rocks when you sit on it, but you don't have time to fix it because you're busy installing home-made skid plates on your differentials and the transfer case.
YKYDAXJW you find yourself wanting to get "4.0 I6" and "NP231" tattooed on your bicep.
YKYDAXJ when you eat chicken-flavored Ramen noodles twice a day, because you spent the grocery budget on parts at NAPA.
YKYDAXJ when you're a month behind on rent, but you bought new BFG MT/R's for the Cherokee.
YKYDAXJ when the toilet in your house needs to be re-seated because it rocks when you sit on it, but you don't have time to fix it because you're busy installing home-made skid plates on your differentials and the transfer case.
YKYDAXJW you find yourself wanting to get "4.0 I6" and "NP231" tattooed on your bicep.
05-23-2012, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Profile
YKYDAXJ
YKYDAXJ when you eat chicken-flavored Ramen noodles twice a day, because you spent the grocery budget on parts at NAPA.
YKYDAXJ when you eat chicken-flavored Ramen noodles twice a day, because you spent the grocery budget on parts at NAPA.
05-23-2012, 07:55 AM
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Ykydaxjw you have a dream about a ton of cherokees all parked somewhere and your upset that you can't park by them cause there's no spots left 
05-23-2012, 09:18 AM
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YKYDAXJ when you've memorized bolt sizes, nut sizes and other various places on your jeep and know exactly what size to get
05-23-2012, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by snopro700
YKYDAXJ when you and your gf talk about ever having a kid, and the first thing you ask if his initals can have XJ in there....like xaveir james, but he would go by XJ for short.
YKYDAXJ when you'd consider name a pet XJ, Jeep, or 'manche
YKYDAXJ when you are actually a little upset you are getting a ride to work, becuase then you cant drive your XJ.
YKYDAXJ when you flex it out and cannot open or close the hatch
YKYDAXJ when you hang out the window to watch the suspension move, even when just driving around town.
all of these have happened to me in the past couple days.
YKYDAXJ when you'd consider name a pet XJ, Jeep, or 'manche
YKYDAXJ when you are actually a little upset you are getting a ride to work, becuase then you cant drive your XJ.
YKYDAXJ when you flex it out and cannot open or close the hatch
YKYDAXJ when you hang out the window to watch the suspension move, even when just driving around town.
all of these have happened to me in the past couple days.
05-23-2012, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Az Survivor
YKYDAXJW you read that and think "There is nothing more heartbreaking to me than a stock jeep."
05-23-2012, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by topdawgtiny
Rotflmao....... It hurts me in my pumper to see a stock jeep! I wanna pull them over and give them a hug! Lol
05-23-2012, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jrock(fos)
I wanna steal it and take its parts!!!! Lol
"You know how much stuff I can do to your XJ? Just hand me the keys and do the right thing. Do it for your jeep."
They never do but its funny seeing the look on their face when I'm telling them! Lol