New "you know you drive an xj when"
06-30-2012, 09:21 PM
#7501
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Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: i-6 4.0
Originally Posted by Parsnip
Ykydaxjw 85 mph winds and a tornado happen and your doorless xj takes it like a beast going 65 down the highway to pick up your lady
....for the meantime
07-01-2012, 03:45 PM
#7506
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Year: 1997
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by 89 country boy
Ykydaxjw your washer fluid jug is completly full and your light still doesnt go off
07-01-2012, 06:02 PM
#7512
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Year: 1988
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
When you get pulled over and given a field sobriety check for "coming too close to the white line" and the cop says that he had one once. Is probably the control arm bushings. What a flaccid male organ he is.... I haven't had even a beer in weeks!
07-01-2012, 08:41 PM
#7513
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Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6
Originally Posted by Frankenstien
When your jeep isnt drivable... yet you still buy tires and doors
07-02-2012, 02:05 PM
#7515
No, I don't lick fish.
Originally Posted by 89 country boy
Ykydaxjw your washer fluid jug is completly full and your light still doesnt go off
Or when your rear washer works better then your front. Of course by "works better" I mean it pees a stream straight out at the car behind you.