New "you know you drive an xj when"
07-12-2012, 03:58 AM
#7756
No, I don't lick fish.
When your wife points out other Xj's and says "are those the bumpers you want?" or you find her snooping in your build folder for part #'s... My b-day is next month... Lol
Or your wife is bugging you to find her a ZJ... Because she loves the "jeep thing" but wants a Lil luxury for herself.
Or your wife is bugging you to find her a ZJ... Because she loves the "jeep thing" but wants a Lil luxury for herself.
07-12-2012, 03:59 AM
#7757
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Originally Posted by Griff94
got another lol...
every time you put your turn signal on your rear hazards go on
every time you put your turn signal on your rear hazards go on
07-12-2012, 06:47 AM
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YKYDAXJW you take people wheeling and when you take them home they want 4x4s.
My boss like my XJ and now he is looking to buy one. Said he has a "hard one" for an XJ
My boss like my XJ and now he is looking to buy one. Said he has a "hard one" for an XJ
07-12-2012, 04:21 PM
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You know you drive an XJ when :
You throw the bicycle in the back each time you go wheeling as "alternate means of transportation"
You drive the highway and the speedo shows 100 km/h, then suddenly the needle goes from 100 km/h to 190 km/h in less than 2 seconds.
Meanwhile when this is going on a honda hatchback is slowly passing you.
You get pulled over by a cop for speeding and he asks "how fast were you going"?
"Uh, 180 km/h?, look at the gauge."
(It was stuck) He smiles 
and lets you go with a warning ticket. 
The guys at the wrecker yard knows you by name and gives you a discount because your a "regular"
You wave to other Jeep owners on the road & trail.
Your woman gets pissed because you spend more time working on the Jeep than time spent with her.
On an 4w outing, you put wrenches in your gf's purse because the back is already packed with parts, and you try to keep your tools "organized".
you have many nights of insomnia because you can't wait to repair the Jeep or add on more goodies.
Your Christmas present(s) consists of Jeep goodies.
You throw the bicycle in the back each time you go wheeling as "alternate means of transportation"
You drive the highway and the speedo shows 100 km/h, then suddenly the needle goes from 100 km/h to 190 km/h in less than 2 seconds.
Meanwhile when this is going on a honda hatchback is slowly passing you.
You get pulled over by a cop for speeding and he asks "how fast were you going"?
"Uh, 180 km/h?, look at the gauge."
(It was stuck) He smiles and lets you go with a warning ticket. The guys at the wrecker yard knows you by name and gives you a discount because your a "regular"
You wave to other Jeep owners on the road & trail.
Your woman gets pissed because you spend more time working on the Jeep than time spent with her.
On an 4w outing, you put wrenches in your gf's purse because the back is already packed with parts, and you try to keep your tools "organized".
you have many nights of insomnia because you can't wait to repair the Jeep or add on more goodies.
Your Christmas present(s) consists of Jeep goodies.
07-12-2012, 11:15 PM
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07-12-2012, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by NotSoTotaledNow
I have also had nightmears about my XJ, and this, my friend, is how you realy know YMDAXJ!
07-13-2012, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by bmikes
Mine does! Its bone stock, but she loves it!
Actually, YKYMDAXJW you don't get any more Christmas presents, just a card that reads "Sorry dear but I spent everything on gas... I haven't regeared for the new tires yet. PB Blaster is on sale on boxing day! XOXO"
07-13-2012, 12:42 AM
#7766
No, I don't lick fish.
Uh oh. Here come a bunch of "You Know Yo Momma Drives An XJ When..." lmao
Actually, YKYMDAXJW you don't get any more Christmas presents, just a card that reads "Sorry dear but I spent everything on gas... I haven't regeared for the new tires yet. PB Blaster is on sale on boxing day! XOXO"
Actually, YKYMDAXJW you don't get any more Christmas presents, just a card that reads "Sorry dear but I spent everything on gas... I haven't regeared for the new tires yet. PB Blaster is on sale on boxing day! XOXO"
07-13-2012, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by salad
Uh oh. Here come a bunch of "You Know Yo Momma Drives An XJ When..." lmao
Actually, YKYMDAXJW you don't get any more Christmas presents, just a card that reads "Sorry dear but I spent everything on gas... I haven't regeared for the new tires yet. PB Blaster is on sale on boxing day! XOXO"
07-13-2012, 03:58 AM
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Ykydaxj when people prank your jeep, so you know it was meant for you
And for some reason someone thought my jeep would taste a bit better with a bunch of barbeque sauce all over it... ill post a pic in the morning.
And for some reason someone thought my jeep would taste a bit better with a bunch of barbeque sauce all over it... ill post a pic in the morning.
07-13-2012, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by JerrytheJeep
Ykydaxj when people prank your jeep, so you know it was meant for you
And for some reason someone thought my jeep would taste a bit better with a bunch of barbeque sauce all over it... ill post a pic in the morning.
And for some reason someone thought my jeep would taste a bit better with a bunch of barbeque sauce all over it... ill post a pic in the morning.