thought it might be fun to see what you could come up with, heres mine

1) oh i thought you meant a "jeep" jeep

2)is that a suspension lift or body?

 

"Nice Blazer"

 

LOL

Have not heard number 1 but once not the same words but something similar I assume they are referring to Wronglers when they say that.

The second one I have heard a couple times again, not exactly in that structure. More in relation to getting a friend of mine to help put mine on (my 2" bb still resides in the box it came in on my floor) Lack of time and tools on my side and plain lack of time on the friend's side.

 

"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"

And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::

 

Heres what one guy said to me over the phone from an aftermaket place.
"What model and year... oh the cherokee van" Then when i say cherokee sport he says "what a piece of crap"

If i could of hit him through the phone i would of.

 

So far I have not gotten this one. However ... in a way I can sort of understand why they ask. I can assume that in that business as with many others people just don't know and you have to fish for answers. On the other hand....yeah the counter jockey could just be that dumb.

 

for real eff that guy

 

Words like that can get a fella hurt. LOL!!

 

true story i swear. after i chopped my top on my xj i was driving home from work one day and a h3 pulled up next to me. he rolled down the window and asked why i didnt just buy a Hummer truck. i said well you spend over 40 grand on one of those and i spend 7 on mine to go places your hummer cant...and if i wanted a hummer id ask your sister.

true story.

 

I was asked if I liked my Chevy Grand Cherokee. I do, but mot as much as my Toyota PowerWagon that I used to have.

 

 

Part 1 if you get stuck give me a call.
Part 2 I have a truck or I have a real jeep

Every time I have herd one of these it turned into a heated debate and I have wound up pulling most of them out. At a later date. After I talked a ton of s*it.

 

I think we should start asking people how they like their

Chevy f350's or Dodge 4runner

 

Here's something you should probably never say to an XJ owner

"Bet you can't climb that"

 

1. Can you move your "van" for me?
2. Why do your tires chirp around corners, that can't be good.
3. Your whole jeep leans when you turn, you should fix that.