Things not to say to an xj owner
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Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
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my wife got me with a good one .... "I'm gonna Laugh when you break something" .... and my response ... "Yeah, and if I break something then I'll fix it "
#1804
Customer - is that a suv
Me - nope
Customer - what kind of vehicle is it
Me - jeep
Customer - thats a jeep
Me - yup
Customer - i got a real jeep
Me - really all jeeps are real jeeps
Customer - how can it b real if the top dont come off & u spent a lotta money on it
Me - all done then i show him his haircut & the customer likes it & he pays me & i said opps missed a spot & customer sits down & i shave a spot n the middle of his head
Customer - what u do that 4
Me - so u can b a real jeep & thanks 4 the payment that'll b gas money 4 the jeep
Customer - walks out
Me - lmao til i cry
Me - nope
Customer - what kind of vehicle is it
Me - jeep
Customer - thats a jeep
Me - yup
Customer - i got a real jeep
Me - really all jeeps are real jeeps
Customer - how can it b real if the top dont come off & u spent a lotta money on it
Me - all done then i show him his haircut & the customer likes it & he pays me & i said opps missed a spot & customer sits down & i shave a spot n the middle of his head
Customer - what u do that 4
Me - so u can b a real jeep & thanks 4 the payment that'll b gas money 4 the jeep
Customer - walks out
Me - lmao til i cry
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Year: 1992
Model: Comanche
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by Cracker
Customer - is that a suv
Me - nope
Customer - what kind of vehicle is it
Me - jeep
Customer - thats a jeep
Me - yup
Customer - i got a real jeep
Me - really all jeeps are real jeeps
Customer - how can it b real if the top dont come off & u spent a lotta money on it
Me - all done then i show him his haircut & the customer likes it & he pays me & i said opps missed a spot & customer sits down & i shave a spot n the middle of his head
Customer - what u do that 4
Me - so u can b a real jeep & thanks 4 the payment that'll b gas money 4 the jeep
Customer - walks out
Me - lmao til i cry
Me - nope
Customer - what kind of vehicle is it
Me - jeep
Customer - thats a jeep
Me - yup
Customer - i got a real jeep
Me - really all jeeps are real jeeps
Customer - how can it b real if the top dont come off & u spent a lotta money on it
Me - all done then i show him his haircut & the customer likes it & he pays me & i said opps missed a spot & customer sits down & i shave a spot n the middle of his head
Customer - what u do that 4
Me - so u can b a real jeep & thanks 4 the payment that'll b gas money 4 the jeep
Customer - walks out
Me - lmao til i cry
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Year: 1996,1990,1988
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
I picked up a hitch hiker once In the middle of a snowy night he told me can this piece of s*it even move ? I looked at him and said "get out" ...... "Father kept asking me to get rid of this piece of crap"...I kept ignoring him (Hes my dad) kept trying to get me to buy a compact car.. I told him later on "I got a new vehicle" he told me "Good what you get" I did not tell him I kept changing the subject.Then he blew a fuse when he came to visit and saw 3 Cherokees sitting in my front yard
Last edited by carpathia; 10-11-2011 at 06:42 PM. Reason: poor grammer
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Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
Originally Posted by carpathia
I picked up a hitch hiker once In the middle of a snowy night he told me can this piece of s*it even move ? I looked at him and said "get out" ...... "Father kept asking me to get rid of this piece of crap"...I kept ignoring him (Hes my dad) kept trying to get me to buy a compact car.. I told him later on "I got a new vehicle" he told me "Good what you get" I did not tell him I kept changing the subject.Then he blew a fuse when he came to visit and saw 3 Cherokees sitting in my front yard
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Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L i6 high output
I picked up a hitch hiker once In the middle of a snowy night he told me can this piece of s*it even move ? I looked at him and said "get out" ...... "Father kept asking me to get rid of this piece of crap"...I kept ignoring him (Hes my dad) kept trying to get me to buy a compact car.. I told him later on "I got a new vehicle" he told me "Good what you get" I did not tell him I kept changing the subject.Then he blew a fuse when he came to visit and saw 3 Cherokees sitting in my front yard
win.
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Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by ivantheigor
Ive only met one person from Kansas. They came to Maine to become a marine biologist... I was perplexed.
Well I went to the dump today to drop of about 1500lbs of shingles... and swung by the metal pile. And got a set of tools... a little rusty but 10 minutes of scrubbing with a wire brush, looking good.
Also picked up a lawn mower. 30 minutes of tinkering, and Ive got another free lawn mower.
Well I went to the dump today to drop of about 1500lbs of shingles... and swung by the metal pile. And got a set of tools... a little rusty but 10 minutes of scrubbing with a wire brush, looking good.
Also picked up a lawn mower. 30 minutes of tinkering, and Ive got another free lawn mower.
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Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L i6 high output
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Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: l6
Originally Posted by wiggles
Probably north of Denver, I'm going to open up a shop with some other members on here