Things not to say to an xj owner
#271
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Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 straight six
no joke my xj was loaded up on the tralior in walmart parkin lot one day wen a guy with maybe 6 teeth pulled up next to me and asked where i went racing. hahaha
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Year: 1997
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
I had a guy in a blazer tell me to get ride of that rust bucket and get a real truck. Well about five minutes later, when he got stuck, all he got to see was the mud trail of my "rust bucket" left flying by him! He even had the nerve to ask me to pull him out, I did but I told him to get a real jeep!
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Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
A buddy comes to my house and asks me
wheres your camaro
I said I sold it and bought that
hes like you sold your camaro for a purple explorer
lol
wheres your camaro
I said I sold it and bought that
hes like you sold your camaro for a purple explorer
lol
#275
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Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Liter High Output
My GF
Can we take my car i dont like riding with you on the highway what if we hit a pothole...
(Talking about Death wobble)
Can we take my car i dont like riding with you on the highway what if we hit a pothole...
(Talking about Death wobble)
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Year: 1996
Engine: 4.0L HO
last night at dinner i sat next to a girl, we got to talking i said i drove a jeep. she said she did too. (BOIOING) (me) oh ya what kind. (girl) its a wrangler. (me) oh is it a tj,yj ect? (girl) uhhh idk its a 94, ya me and my brother rolled it twice this summer. (me) wow thats pretty serious wheeling, how many points are on your cage? (girl) whats a cage?... this kept goin on for a while, me finding out she has no clue what she talking about and has no clue how to wheel. (me) i drive a cherokee. (girl) why didnt u buy a wrangler they are way better (me) you know barbie drives a wrangler right? i cant be associated with that bimbo!!!!! she left. (then i tapped that)
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Year: 1989 Laredo
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6 Renix
hahaha, I love this thread.
I get this all the time at school:
I'm checking my fluids and what not under the hood before I leave school and someone sees me: "What's wrong, your Jeep wont start?"
ME: "Hell yeah she starts! What, you think Jeep AREN'T reliable?!"
I get this all the time at school:
I'm checking my fluids and what not under the hood before I leave school and someone sees me: "What's wrong, your Jeep wont start?"
ME: "Hell yeah she starts! What, you think Jeep AREN'T reliable?!"
#279
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Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L H/O
next time just say you ran out of starter-motor fluid
i get alot when i go wheelin with other people, "the little xj", cause i only have 235/75 tires...well after my "little" xj does everything that their vehicles do, i just smile when they act surprised because someone actually knows how to drive.
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Year: 87-99
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Guy: Dude! Is that thing Supercharged?
Me: No
Guy: Turbo??!!
Me: Nope
Guy: what the hell did you do to that thing??? It's Sick!!!!!!
Me: nothing it's stock.
This was after a couple runs at the grass drags, I failed to mention I'm not afraid of 4LO, haha. (The first time I had this conversation it was cool but after having to go through it uptenth times it was annoying, lol).
Me: No
Guy: Turbo??!!
Me: Nope
Guy: what the hell did you do to that thing??? It's Sick!!!!!!
Me: nothing it's stock.
This was after a couple runs at the grass drags, I failed to mention I'm not afraid of 4LO, haha. (The first time I had this conversation it was cool but after having to go through it uptenth times it was annoying, lol).
#282
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Year: 2001
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Engine: 4.0 6 cyl.
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Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 2.5L 4 cyl
THIS!
http://capecod.craigslist.org/ctd/2035991609.html
first its not a cherokee its a GRAND cherokee and second he mentions twice that it has a v6. I have half a mind to call and ask how thorough he inspects his cars and if he's even opened the hood
http://capecod.craigslist.org/ctd/2035991609.html
first its not a cherokee its a GRAND cherokee and second he mentions twice that it has a v6. I have half a mind to call and ask how thorough he inspects his cars and if he's even opened the hood