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Old 10-26-2010, 07:10 PM
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no joke my xj was loaded up on the tralior in walmart parkin lot one day wen a guy with maybe 6 teeth pulled up next to me and asked where i went racing. hahaha
Old 10-26-2010, 07:36 PM
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I had a guy in a blazer tell me to get ride of that rust bucket and get a real truck. Well about five minutes later, when he got stuck, all he got to see was the mud trail of my "rust bucket" left flying by him! He even had the nerve to ask me to pull him out, I did but I told him to get a real jeep!
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(News Channel People) Gas prices are going up
(Me) WTF!!!!!!!!
Old 10-26-2010, 08:23 PM
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A buddy comes to my house and asks me
wheres your camaro
I said I sold it and bought that
hes like you sold your camaro for a purple explorer
lol
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My GF
Can we take my car i dont like riding with you on the highway what if we hit a pothole...
(Talking about Death wobble)
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Originally Posted by krawlthis
last night at dinner i sat next to a girl, we got to talking i said i drove a jeep. she said she did too. (BOIOING) (me) oh ya what kind. (girl) its a wrangler. (me) oh is it a tj,yj ect? (girl) uhhh idk its a 94, ya me and my brother rolled it twice this summer. (me) wow thats pretty serious wheeling, how many points are on your cage? (girl) whats a cage?... this kept goin on for a while, me finding out she has no clue what she talking about and has no clue how to wheel. (me) i drive a cherokee. (girl) why didnt u buy a wrangler they are way better (me) you know barbie drives a wrangler right? i cant be associated with that bimbo!!!!! she left. (then i tapped that)
Win.

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Old 10-26-2010, 10:25 PM
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I get this all the time

"Can I buy your tires"

i'm proud to call my jeep a shagen wagon
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hahaha, I love this thread.

I get this all the time at school:
I'm checking my fluids and what not under the hood before I leave school and someone sees me: "What's wrong, your Jeep wont start?"
ME: "Hell yeah she starts! What, you think Jeep AREN'T reliable?!"
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Originally Posted by Ender
hahaha, I love this thread.

I get this all the time at school:
I'm checking my fluids and what not under the hood before I leave school and someone sees me: "What's wrong, your Jeep wont start?"
ME: "Hell yeah she starts! What, you think Jeep AREN'T reliable?!"

next time just say you ran out of starter-motor fluid


i get alot when i go wheelin with other people, "the little xj", cause i only have 235/75 tires...well after my "little" xj does everything that their vehicles do, i just smile when they act surprised because someone actually knows how to drive.

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Originally Posted by XJ4life92
next time just say you ran out of starter-motor fluid
Old 10-26-2010, 11:17 PM
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Guy: Dude! Is that thing Supercharged?
Me: No
Guy: Turbo??!!
Me: Nope
Guy: what the hell did you do to that thing??? It's Sick!!!!!!
Me: nothing it's stock.

This was after a couple runs at the grass drags, I failed to mention I'm not afraid of 4LO, haha. (The first time I had this conversation it was cool but after having to go through it uptenth times it was annoying, lol).
Old 10-30-2010, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by coyote1
friend-"how fast are we going" .... me-"it says 55......friend-"it feels like were going 65"......me-"probably because we are"


haha ive gone through the same thing before
Old 11-03-2010, 06:11 AM
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nice monster truck
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"can you turn off the window lock?"
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THIS!
http://capecod.craigslist.org/ctd/2035991609.html

first its not a cherokee its a GRAND cherokee and second he mentions twice that it has a v6. I have half a mind to call and ask how thorough he inspects his cars and if he's even opened the hood


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