tylers89

You think your friends think they know about jeeps? Look at my thread about body lifts.... You'll feel sorry for me.

88jeepcherokeexj

when a wrangler rolls up behind you and they yell, why didnt you get a real jeep. then you **** on there hood from the washer fluid hose not being connected lol

mrfajita

"Do those stickers make you go faster?"
No, but the Cherokeeforum ones add 3 inches of suspension travel

sycoglitch

It feels like I gained 25hp from my decals

Bugleboy

my buddy "why do you rev your engine at stop lights?"

me "so it doesent stall"

lol

xjheep92

You should have gotten a "real lift" my buddy with 6" blocks on his Chevy talking about my 3" BDS full leaf/ suspension

Tom95YJ

My co worker told me I should have ordered 18" rockstars for my Xj instead of my 15" "***** steel wheels". I keep inviting him to moab and other ohv areas telling him to bring his tacoma on 20" kmc monsters. He says he don't want to scratch his wheels. My usual reply is who is the ***** now ? I am not worried about scratches or bending my wheels.

NewKindOfClown

I was told today that THIS is a real truck.


My first thought was, "I wonder how big those blocks are..."
He said if I drove something like that, he'd respect me. I asked, "So should I paint tribal flames on my Jeep?" His reply?
"Well it would be a start."

GreenXJ95

My girlfriend " why don't you look into buying something else other then a jeep"

Me " babe I couldn't begin we're to think what it would be like if I wanted to go take a cruise in the woods"

Girlfriend " why do you always have to go in the woods?"

Me " it's my stress reliever, and plus if i bought a Chevy I wouldn't be able to get around the trails. "

Girlfriend " well buy a normal jeep this time"

Me " k "

I always win.

cherokee94&99

Fiance "When are you going to sell one of your xj's?"

Me "Probably never cause after i finish building my 99 I'm gonna want to build the 94"

Fiance "Well then what about your firebird?"

Me "Thats my muscle car project sweetheart."

Fiance "Well how many cars do you really need?"

Me "Well i was planning on getting a more practical daily driver and a towing rig yet still."

Fiance "OMG WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY CARS!?"

Me "Sweetheart, your engaged to a gear head what exactly did you expect?"

Fiance "but?... uh.... um..... can't you?......"

I win.

XJ BoSS

Rofl. You Ottaa just ask what kind of vehicle does she want you to build up

cherokee94&99

She wants a wrangler which will happen someday cause my first jeep was a 94 yj, she can enjoy her wrangler i like my xjs. I've owned 3 xjs, a 94 4cyl manual 4x4, a 94 4.0 manual 2wd (still got), and my pride and joy my 99 which has been kindly named frankenjeep by my older brother. If getting her a wrangler stops her bothering me about all my cars then I'm cool with it.

Jmb94

My Buddy was up visiting from Steelville and brought his friend, who proceeded to down a fifth of UV Blue. We had to stop to let him puke and when we tried to shovel him back into the Jeep: "naawh, I don wanna puke in youur mineevan."

He almost walked the 10 miles back into town.

RNTurner

"Pu**y Jeep can't make it through that..." Needless to say he apologized

Zack92MJ

*ring ring*
Hello?
"Hey my 33's I just got dont fit."
They'd fit mine
"Yeah well you have blocks."
No, I have full leaf packs.
"oh."
Yeah you have fun with that AAL.
"Oh well..anyways my 33's dont fit they rub everywhere."
You have a 3" lift. No ****.
"Yeah but your 31's dont rub whats the two inches of difference"
I have almost an extra 2 inches of lift compared to you.
"Oh yeah I forget about your block."
Jesus! I have 4.5/5" bastardpacks! NO blocks anywhere.
"Well you have those spacers upfront."
SO? It's so my tbird coils will sit them selfs on there.
"Oh well will you drive over here and put you 31's on mine to see if they fit."
No.
"Why?"
Because 1. you keep saying I have blocks. 2. arent you trying to trade some guy your 33s for 31s? 31's will fit you. 3. I have better things to do. 4. Check CF. I dont know why I'm trying to explain this to you...