Blackolive

That's not a Jeep! It has four doors! And it's old!
---some high school kid at the local burger joint.

T-Bus

Had a wrongler guy tell me l that there's no part of a real jeep in my jeep, I said really cus every piece of running gear on here is the same **** as what's on your tj..he didn't day anything after that

auburn_XJ

X2 with the whitty come back " what truck are you talking about? I drive a jeep!"

salad

"...so I'm not sure if i should fix it now, or just save up and upgrade"
"Yeah just save up and get a new Jeep"

New Jeep my *** Last time I'm letting him drive!

AutobotXJ

I told my friend that i spend around 300 in gas a month and he said "why don't you get something practical like a 4 door civic".... Well, my xj is more practical for someone that has 2 kids and regularly grill on the road less travelled than a civic that barely seats four and limits us to asphalt!

lookin2wheel

"Scrap it" or "just buy a Prius"

Rob99

From 2 different counter guys at 2 different JY on the same day. 1st guy after he gave me the printout of GCs in the junkyard "oh you meant the box style Cherokee". 2nd JY "oh you mean the baby Cherokee".

mlstrawxj

I stopped by Autozone and asked for a U joint for the front axle shaft. He then asked me if it was for a four or two wheel drive. I'm pretty sure the 2 wheel drive version does not need a U joint in the front axle.

Mike

GreenXJ95

There should be a separate thread on just idiots who work at auto parts stores.

When I worked at advance auto I called autozone and asked for a 1983 dolorean. He first asked who makes it. Then I asked for a flux capacitor.....10 mins I was on the phone listening to the key board and the kid whispering saying he can't find what I was looking for lol.

P.s this is a very true story lol

Outlaw Star

Lmao.

XJ Knight

when i worked for advanced auto I never thought to do this.. nicely done good sir nicely done

auburn_XJ

Buddy bags on the XJ saying it can't compete with his lifted Tundra. Well later on the trail his knuckle broke. Guess who had to pull his POS yota off the trail? The guy with the "useless Heep that can't compete with the big truck." He's since apologized and admits the XJ is a better trail rig by far

peter93xj

Had a friend tell me last night that he wouldn't buy a jeep cause "they break easy" and "their axles break easy". I flipped out and asked him where he was basing his information off of and he couldn't answer that. Then I proceeded to go through a mud pit and fling mud everywhere and then told him I didn't break an axle doing that

hvacman

dont call it a wagon its a jeep and hate when people say why did you not get a real jeep and i say like barbie?

Ineedabeer

Ha ha! I used to have a white TJ and my brother called me Daisy Duke. MUCH happier now!