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Old 02-13-2012, 09:51 PM
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My one friend bought a 2002 Civic and is trying to get rid of his pre '96 XJ country. He asked my why "I was still driving that piece of junk". I asked him why my tire marks weren't on his hood and trunk yet
Old 02-13-2012, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JeepFleet
Non-Jeep Owner: Want to race?!?
Me: Ok, I'll take the shortcut through the woods and WIN!
Lmao this guy in a 10 year old Hyundai something(looked like a mentally retarded fish 4 door) wanted to race me... I just did half throttle and was even with him. He was all excited and at the next stoplight started talking crap, when it turned green I let him go first then I flew by him. 1-2 bus lengths by 60, but that was maxxing out his top speed ?
Old 02-13-2012, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by XJeep99Classic
Lmao this guy in a 10 year old Hyundai something(looked like a mentally retarded fish 4 door) wanted to race me... I just did half throttle and was even with him. He was all excited and at the next stoplight started talking crap, when it turned green I let him go first then I flew by him. 1-2 bus lengths by 60, but that was maxxing out his top speed ?
Pah, probably too overwhelmed by the Jeep's sheer awesomeness he forgot to shift.
Old 02-13-2012, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by salad

Pah, probably too overwhelmed by the Jeep's sheer awesomeness he forgot to shift.
I think it was auto lol.... It was some random middle aged guy by himself....
Old 02-13-2012, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by XJeep99Classic

I think it was auto lol.... It was some random middle aged guy by himself....
40 year old virgin... what a shame
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I like kjs better then xjs
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That is just sad... anyone that knows enough about Jeeps to call them by their 2letters should know better than that...
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Kinda took it as a compliment but...had a guy in my class at college try to argue that there was no way I had a six cylinder in my jeep haha. He says I couldn't turn the tires if I did, I opened the hood and showed him my 4.0 and replied not only does it turn them but I can still do a burnout too
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"Your spending too much money on that thing. Why not get something newer and better if your going to spend that kind of money?"
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Originally Posted by Axel1831
"Your spending too much money on that thing. Why not get something newer and better if your going to spend that kind of money?"
My parents say this to me all the time
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Originally Posted by Axel1831
"Your spending too much money on that thing. Why not get something newer and better if your going to spend that kind of money?"
ALL THE TIME
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"...you already have a Jeep"
"Yeah but this is a 1999 with only 240,000 KM AND it has the freaking tow package!"
"...so?"
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Originally Posted by salad
"...you already have a Jeep"
"Yeah but this is a 1999 with only 240,000 KM AND it has the freaking tow package!"
"...so?"
Different gears (I think) And a bunch of other important... different... things...

Yep. I apparently dont know the answer to this one either.
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"Oh yeaa I ripped the front end out of one of these before.!"
Im like really?? Did you really have to tell me that? Lol
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Originally Posted by salad
"...you already have a Jeep"
"Yeah but this is a 1999 with only 240,000 KM AND it has the freaking tow package!"
"...so?"
Sooo it has a freaking dana 44 rear end that's sooo! Tell em that then when they say huh??
Be like alright listen.. you gotta have a good rear end to play in the mud! Hahahaha


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