modded96xj

my brother has a 2 door taho built engine an trans sittin on 40's


brother- bet you cant make it thru that hole with your silly jeep
me- bet you dont have the nuts to follow me offroad
brother-ok ur ok
about 5 minutes hes stuck in the mud hole on a trail behing me
brother- that little thing cant pull me out
after pulling him out multipal times he still rags on my jeep saying how he has a *frame* and all kinds of crap, yet his framed truck!!! cant follow me lmfao pisses me off but makes me laugh my a$$ off everytime

modded96xj

cop- that isnt a jeep you have to have doors on it
me- ohio dosent have a door law like PA
com- its still not a jeep
me- what does it say on the front and rear, the title, and what does it say when you run the plates
cop- jeep cherokee
me- there you go, so is it a jeep or not
cop- yea but its still not a jeep *jeep*
me- itll go anywhere and further then any wrangler
cop- gave me a ticket for speeding


frickin dick of a cop jelous of my jeep

modded96xj

this isnt a what not to say its a what too say but i figured yalll would like it


me- i sold my xj
gf- *tears up* but i love the jeep
me- ima buy another one
gf- can i pick out the new XJ!!!!! and help you build it????


best damn feeling ever!!!!!

toxic-xj

"Why are you doing that it looks ghetto" My neighbor said while I was cutting fenders and stripping it out..

"Cant you park that i the back yard?" Another neighbor asked

"Why dot you find somthing newer" My wife asked

Teej

One particular doucher at my school likes to bash on my 2001 XJ. He used to drive a WJ. He'd say things like:

"Your Jeep sucks because it's an 80s Jeep."

"Your Jeep sucks because of the paint."

"Your Jeep is probably only worth $200."

and my personal favorite display of ignorance...

"My Jeep is better because it's the GRAND Cherokee. It's the GRANDER version of yours. It's faster, has a better engine, and is better off road."

This kid likes to talk **** about my Jeep every day. Reasons are unknown.

cherokee outlaw

Thats when you say, "yeah well WJ means, Wussy Jeep." Xtreme Jeep FTW! Lol

NewKindOfClown

Xtreme? HA!

I drive a Man's Jeep.

Teej

I just tell him to come wheel with me and see what his crap could do. He always refuses. He's worried about being shown up by a stocker on street tires. xD

Teej

Oh jeez. My stepbrother just texted me to inform me that the aforementioned doucher said that "[my] Jeep is so bad that they don't even put the word 'Grand' on it!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha idiot.

salad

Don't worry, eventually you'll grow up and realize that there are things more important than parking lot douche bags. High school is mostly a joke lol

salad

I thought Jeep was synonymous with Rust... thus Xtra Jeep...

And your sig really does lend to "Mullet Jeep" :P

NewKindOfClown

YES!!! I'm tellin' you man, when I get out of the army...

1976Mustang

That smug moment when you pull your friends full size Chevy 3500 dully out of a mud hole... After he tried following you through it

Cherokeekid4x4

That's probably why he didn't make it haha weighs to damn much, but nice! Snap any straps or anything? When I was getting pulled out the other day. These guys yanked so hard it snapped my strap. Tough it tore that hitch right off lol

1976Mustang

Yeah i think he was even carrying old Semi parts. I just looped one strap around our hitches a few times and pulled him right out in 4low. lol he would've killed me if i was rough with "Big Red". That thing doesn't even have the Diesel engine and he brags that it can "Out tow" anything. He's one of those self-centered football jock types, but i made friends with him so he protected me

And last i heard of him he was facing Domestic assault charges for setting of an acid bomb in his Ex's front yard. Defiantly isn't too bright.