Things not to say to an xj owner
01-23-2011, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by bravododger
FACT:
When an XJ runs through a red light camera the photo is framed and sent to the owner for an autograph. It’s then auctioned on EBay to raise money. All proceeds are donated tp “Feed the starving Hummer owner’s childerns charity”.
When an XJ runs through a red light camera the photo is framed and sent to the owner for an autograph. It’s then auctioned on EBay to raise money. All proceeds are donated tp “Feed the starving Hummer owner’s childerns charity”.
01-23-2011, 08:41 PM
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Quote from my girl..."babe im gonna try to drift your car." Me-"first its a jeep, not a car, second, do you see that warning sticker? It says don't drive like an idiot, you'll roll and die."
01-23-2011, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol' Bloo
Quote from my girl..."babe im gonna try to drift your car." Me-"first its a jeep, not a car, second, do you see that warning sticker? It says don't drive like an idiot, you'll roll and die."
01-24-2011, 12:32 AM
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Friend- "Man, I don't dig this stump out"
Me-"Ive got the Jeep here and some chain, lets just rip it out"
Friend-"Jeeps can't pull out stumps dude"
after an hour of taking out a fence to get my XJ in his backyard, I ripped that stump out first try! haha
Me-"Ive got the Jeep here and some chain, lets just rip it out"
Friend-"Jeeps can't pull out stumps dude"
after an hour of taking out a fence to get my XJ in his backyard, I ripped that stump out first try! haha
01-24-2011, 01:18 AM
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Year: 1992
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me: earl, lets go to tenn, found an awsome jeep for 3g.s
earl: nice, is it a soft top?
me
after sending pic) no, it.s a cherokee
earl: o, i thought u meant a jeep jeep.
then we went and got it, fell in love. his 06 wrongler with 37,000 miles, and my 92 with 200,000, and i passed him on the icey up hill... not much talkin after that. hehe. i love my xj
earl: nice, is it a soft top?
me
after sending pic) no, it.s a cherokeeearl: o, i thought u meant a jeep jeep.
then we went and got it, fell in love. his 06 wrongler with 37,000 miles, and my 92 with 200,000, and i passed him on the icey up hill... not much talkin after that. hehe. i love my xj
01-24-2011, 02:08 AM
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My girlfriend said her little brother drove a jeep like mine....i get to her parent's place and its a Ford Escape.
der der der, lol.
01-24-2011, 09:08 AM
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Year: 1991
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Dad: It's a '91? You are crazy, you will be looking for a new vehicle by the end of the year.
Me: Naw, it's a JEEP.
Dad: You will be fixing something on that every month.
Me: That is part of the fun, and I can fix it myself.
BTW, I am 41 years old, so I really don't have to worry about what my dad thinks. All I do is smile. I am sure he will be happy the first time I pull his Ranger out of a snow drift.
Me: Naw, it's a JEEP.
Dad: You will be fixing something on that every month.
Me: That is part of the fun, and I can fix it myself.
BTW, I am 41 years old, so I really don't have to worry about what my dad thinks. All I do is smile. I am sure he will be happy the first time I pull his Ranger out of a snow drift.
01-24-2011, 10:55 AM
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Year: 1992
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Engine: 4.0L 190 hp I6
"Your vehicle is 18 years old? Aren't you embarrassed? Isn't that like, a classic now?"
I asked the uneducated Jetta driver if she was embarrassed to drive a vehicle that was manufactured by a company sponsored by Hitler. She asked me why a **** leader would sponsor an Italian car. What? :|
Clearly I'm quite proud of the rust spots that spread like cancer and oil leak that now smells when NOT running... it's all just character, really.
I pulled out another SUV this weekend. Well, if the Lexus LX can be called an SUV. I don't really see how "utility" comes to mind when looking at that. So no, I'm not embarrassed at all.
I asked the uneducated Jetta driver if she was embarrassed to drive a vehicle that was manufactured by a company sponsored by Hitler. She asked me why a **** leader would sponsor an Italian car. What? :|
Clearly I'm quite proud of the rust spots that spread like cancer and oil leak that now smells when NOT running... it's all just character, really.
I pulled out another SUV this weekend. Well, if the Lexus LX can be called an SUV. I don't really see how "utility" comes to mind when looking at that. So no, I'm not embarrassed at all.
01-24-2011, 11:41 AM
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01-24-2011, 02:52 PM
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My close friend.. what's an xj? Me... are you fing kidding me right now?
Look that one up on google u disappointed me;( convo over!
Look that one up on google u disappointed me;( convo over!