Things not to say to an xj owner
02-22-2011, 01:11 AM
#676
CF Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 1,128
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes
on
1 Post
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: yes
I took mine in awhile ago to the local dealership for a simple repair and they call the "old square body style" the government jeep.....
02-22-2011, 01:25 AM
#677
CF Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: aurora colorado
Posts: 2,550
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by no rdplz
"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
02-22-2011, 01:26 AM
#678
CF Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: aurora colorado
Posts: 2,550
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Go into oreily auto and say I need (such part) for my 91 jeep cherokee xj and they say why don't you just sell it your in here all the time... so I respond because its a jeep and they say exactly my point..... never goin back
02-22-2011, 03:53 PM
#682
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Avon IN
Posts: 692
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by Sideways99
sorry we can't do your alignment cuz your track bar is bent funny...
well no crap its aftermarket and adjustable
well no crap its aftermarket and adjustable
02-22-2011, 06:58 PM
#683
CF Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,375
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes
on
2 Posts
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
Passenger: Wow, your headlights are terrible.
Me: Yes I know.
"Your A/C isnt working.."
"Why did you buy a 2 door?"
"Oh, thought you bought a jeep jeep."
Me: Yes I know.
"Your A/C isnt working.."
"Why did you buy a 2 door?"
"Oh, thought you bought a jeep jeep."
02-22-2011, 07:39 PM
#684
Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: michigan
Posts: 60
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by MAN00XJ
You guys aren't going to like this: I work in Law enforcement in California, and when you run the plate on an XJ, it comes back as a Station Wagon, but when you run the plate on a ZJ, it comes back as a Utility Vehicle....
02-23-2011, 04:44 PM
#685
Registered Users
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
Posts: 764
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: Inline 6
my friend beth just said this to me, i think she typo'd though, lol. ( hercules is her wrongler and anya.....yeah u should know lol )
" dude Hercules would kiss anyas *** anywhere"
" dude Hercules would kiss anyas *** anywhere"
02-23-2011, 05:36 PM
#688
Seasoned Member
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 352
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 H.O.
After asking a guy in a chevy avalanche if he needs help getting out of the snow bank he drove into: No. I doubt that POS would even go into 4 wheel drive.
So I left him stranded.
So I left him stranded.
02-23-2011, 06:54 PM
#689
Just That Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Hannibal, MO
Posts: 1,673
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Year: 1993
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
I love my ZJ, but this made me LOL.
And it aint just the XJ owners, i remember how proud i was after i converted my doors to be removeable. Until i showed my other half and she told me to quit wasting my time trying to build a real jeep and go buy one.
And it aint just the XJ owners, i remember how proud i was after i converted my doors to be removeable. Until i showed my other half and she told me to quit wasting my time trying to build a real jeep and go buy one.
02-23-2011, 08:18 PM
#690
Registered Users
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
Posts: 764
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: Inline 6
" you cracked your radiator climbing that 4 foot high pile of snow "
.......yeah, i heard that one today, after said thing happened. FML
.......yeah, i heard that one today, after said thing happened. FML