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Old 08-19-2010, 05:17 PM
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passenger-why is there a muddy boot print on the side of the center console
me- thats from when the drivers side fell into a huge rut and i almost flipped, so i had to climb out the passenger side
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told some people i just lifted the jeep and cant wait to put my 31s on and they said RIMS??? wanted to smack them upside the head
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XJ stands for extra jeep to get groceries in-that makes me furious!

when girls think it looks "cute"
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Originally Posted by cherokeeaddiction23

when girls think it looks "cute"
hahaha my chick used to say that until the 35s came along and the new bumper after the xj was relieved of dd duty

Originally Posted by redmuck
my gf always says you better not get us stuck!
mine used to say that... now she says "can i get out before you do something crazy in those rocks on the hill?"

Originally Posted by CFarr44
"you cant make it in the dunes, you will get stuck"

michigan dunes
x2 they used to tell my dad that in his ****** on 35s... until the turbo came up on boost

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Old 08-20-2010, 03:29 AM
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x2 they used to tell my dad that in his ****** on 35s... until the turbo came up on boost[/QUOTE]

OOO That's NASTY!!!!! I got burned at a red light by some guy in a 1500 Ram Crew with a v8 and so now I'm thinking about tossing a turbo on my L6... haha I want to knock v8ers off their pedistal...
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I don't like hearing,
"Don't worry about your scratches, it's a heap anyway."
"Your front passenger window doesn't roll up or down. Am I child locked?" (everybody)
"Jeeps are too small, I want a full size truck for my hunting rig!" - buddy with '08 crew cab silverado... I tell him size is why he should buy a jeep..
(my last ex had an escalade as her first car)- "I want a Land Rover LR3/4 instead of a Jeep. It's more my style." - RICH *****- with no taste...
"uhhh if you lift it 3-4", you only can fit 32's w/o cutting your fenders?" - Chevy driver
"My ______ is better off road than your heap!" - bull****.....
I'll think of some more later..
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Why is it always so dirty? ....
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Originally Posted by coyote1
friend-"how fast are we going" .... me-"it says 55......friend-"it feels like were going 65"......me-"probably because we are"
hahah my gf drives sometimes and I have to tell her to not drive too fast because the speedometer is like, and of course she says

"why don't you get that fixed?"
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My gf nononononononono. (As she tries to clime over the center council with a 4 point still on) she says I don't feel safe without doors.
I had to stop crawling and stick to mud

Why did u chop the back and what is all that tube for

Those tiers won't help u save gas. (REALLY)

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My now ex would say "Cherokees suck. Why not get a gas saver?" I would reply with "Gas savers cant really crawl, and plus jeeps last forever. XJ's are more me. And you know as well as I do, we need a 4x4 where we live." Oh this one torqued my off....she said "get a prius!"
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Man your car sucks... let's go get a pizza we gotta take your car. A its a flippin JEEP not a car truck van or anything in between. B if it sucks so much why do we have to take it?

Hey wanna race? Yeah because my car was obviously built for speed look at the areodynamic box styling. Or no but I will run you over if you try to pass me.
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Man your car sucks... let's go get a pizza we gotta take your car. A its a flippin JEEP not a car truck van or anything in between. B if it sucks so much why do we have to take it?

Hey wanna race? Yeah because my car was obviously built for speed look at the areodynamic box styling. Or no but I will run you over if you try to pass me.

SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST.
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Originally Posted by Rockstar_Tendencies
Man your car sucks... let's go get a pizza we gotta take your car. A its a flippin JEEP not a car truck van or anything in between. B if it sucks so much why do we have to take it?

Hey wanna race? Yeah because my car was obviously built for speed look at the areodynamic box styling. Or no but I will run you over if you try to pass me.
me and my boy were thinkin about buyin a honda for like $400 and drivin our xjs over it
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Originally Posted by coyote1
me and my boy were thinkin about buyin a honda for like $400 and drivin our xjs over it
why waste $400, just cruise around at like 3am til you find a honda parked somewhere run it over. then leave a note saying buy american next time haha
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Originally Posted by jeepdude16
why waste $400, just cruise around at like 3am til you find a honda parked somewhere run it over. then leave a note saying buy american next time haha
haha!!! or sry it slipped...


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