Things not to say to an xj owner
05-19-2011, 08:09 PM
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Year: 1994
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to bad itll cover all the switches I have
one I got last night when I pulled up to my hockey game
"Did you pull up in that loud subi?"
No you old ***** go and have a look
05-20-2011, 01:26 AM
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So i was at a red light today and a f250 on 39"s pulled up and rolled down the window and said "CUTE TOY" ! WTF. . So i calmly looked at him and asked him if he would like my cell #, he asked why?? I said "SO WHEN THAT THING GETS STUCK I CAN PULL YOU OUT !" His g/f started laughing and he just rolled up the window.
The only thing a jacked up ford is good for is towing my jeep to the trail ! ! ! ! ! !
The only thing a jacked up ford is good for is towing my jeep to the trail ! ! ! ! ! !
05-20-2011, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by razor02097
the proper response is "well then I guess i will have to put a tire mark on yours!"
05-20-2011, 06:38 PM
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A couple months ago my family and me were out shopping for a new XJ. they knew I wanted an XJ and that is the only thing I would settle for. So we went to a used dealership and my aunt pointed across the lot and said "how about that nice red one?".....It was a Chevy Blazer.
05-20-2011, 10:06 PM
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A couple months ago my family and me were out shopping for a new XJ. they knew I wanted an XJ and that is the only thing I would settle for. So we went to a used dealership and my aunt pointed across the lot and said "how about that nice red one?".....It was a Chevy Blazer.
05-22-2011, 02:59 AM
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I saw this on the forum and its been my excuse ever since.
Mom- Why are you so obsessed with lifting your Jeep?
Me- Cause fat girls can't jump.
Mom- Why are you so obsessed with lifting your Jeep?
Me- Cause fat girls can't jump.
05-25-2011, 05:28 AM
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My girlfriends' and her girl friend last night are getting in my rig. Girlfriend "he drives a manly car." the friend "omg your car is too clean for a man is sparkling"... Me "a jeep once in a while deserves to be clean, it was a treat for her." the friend "yea but it's sparkling clean" <facepalm>
05-26-2011, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sycoglitch
My girlfriends' and her girl friend last night are getting in my rig. Girlfriend "he drives a manly car." the friend "omg your car is too clean for a man is sparkling"... Me "a jeep once in a while deserves to be clean, it was a treat for her." the friend "yea but it's sparkling clean" <facepalm>
Posted by: Dre