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Old 06-29-2011, 12:24 PM
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"Can't you go any faster?"
Old 07-02-2011, 05:41 PM
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My Jeep didn't wanna start the other night and my girlfriend said again? You should get that fixed. So I asked why cause all she wants is a little foreplay before she puts out sometimes she then told me that she (my jeep) needs to stop that so I asked my girlfriend if i could stop having foreplay with her before she puts out then conversation ended after a few ugly words being said I had good laugh though
Old 07-03-2011, 04:19 PM
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Old 07-03-2011, 05:27 PM
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Why do you drive a money pit?
Old 07-03-2011, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 98 brutus
Why do you drive a money pit?
Where else am I going to spend my money?

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Old 07-03-2011, 06:40 PM
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your not gonna be able to pull me out !!!!
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Originally Posted by freegdr
your not gonna be able to pull me out !!!!
ahahah love this one, back when i had my first xj ( many moons ago) had a guy who has buried in his 96 silverado with 6" and 35's say that and i bet him $50... guess who walked away $50 bux richer lmao
Old 07-03-2011, 09:38 PM
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Why is your engine ticking?
Old 07-03-2011, 11:54 PM
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is that 4 wheel drive?
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Some little kid was talkin about his Daddys truck ( he was like 10ish) and how great chevy is and I gave him a little crap so he asked what I drive so I show my jeep hat and he laughs sumthin about only girls drive those... I told him I drive a Cherokee, not a wrongler and yes I have a pair. The kid reminded me of a slightly smaller version of the fat kid in the goonies and I shut up before I said anything to get in trouble... We found common ground and gave a girl heck about her ford after... Hmm shoulda got a number so I could show her a real off road machine
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all the posts with "my mom said" or "my dad said" are comedy gold
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Is your truck not braking?
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After I traded my XJ for the little BMW e30 I drive now, the first thing my friend tells me when they see it was, " I liked your jeep better..."

Could have told me that before and I wouldn't have gotten rid of it. Now I'm on the hunt for another one.
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Originally Posted by hfabricius
After I traded my XJ for the little BMW e30 I drive now, the first thing my friend tells me when they see it was, " I liked your jeep better..."

Could have told me that before and I wouldn't have gotten rid of it. Now I'm on the hunt for another one.
Maybe you should buy a vehicle for what you like/want/need and not what your friends like?
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Originally Posted by Northwoods Snowman
Maybe you should buy a vehicle for what you like/want/need and not what your friends like?
Couldn't have said it better myself!


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