Thought I would switch it up alil
Here a couple,
1 Hey can you hold the lift gate for me , while you pretend hour your doin stuff for 5 mins.
2 hold on this might be a lil rough.
3 Dont worry about that humming sound, its just my tires asking for mud.
Have fun cant wait to c what you come up with!

 

I like telling my passengers they dont need airbags, they have OH Sh%$ handles

 

Don't laugh its paid for.

 

use the handle dont hang on my f ing door

 

ya want the window down

 

ya thanks cant you help me put this bolt back in .lol

 

Why is it so ****ing hard for you to close a damn door? Look! this is how you do it: *SLAM*

 

Don't worry, it always makes that noise.

 

Yes, I DO know there's no leg room back there. It's a Jeep, get over it.

 

Sit down, shut up, hold on!

 

Well...the mud is good for your skin.

 

"I know where every sound is coming from....(another new noise)....but that, that is new...."

"Watch my steering wheel. See all that play?"

"Hold my dog while I drive. She wont stop moving and she hits the steering wheel"

 

"See that! I MADE that"!

 

Yes I have a loud muffler on it, it keeps you from asking me what all of the other sounds would be if you could hear them

 

"Let's go find something to climb"

"That always comes off. Don't worry about it."