things you say to your xj passenger:
#181
True story:
Passenger: Is your seat supposed to rock like that?
Me: My fat butt broke it, while coming to a stop at a red light, on my way to get a pizza. I guess that was a sign that I really didn't need that pizza.
In my defense, the seat bottom is very thin metal. And now I have nice comfy leather seats out of a 1994 Grand Cherokee Limited. They bolt right up to the stock XJ slider!
Passenger: Is your seat supposed to rock like that?
Me: My fat butt broke it, while coming to a stop at a red light, on my way to get a pizza. I guess that was a sign that I really didn't need that pizza.
In my defense, the seat bottom is very thin metal. And now I have nice comfy leather seats out of a 1994 Grand Cherokee Limited. They bolt right up to the stock XJ slider!
#188
Originally Posted by mrfajita
Some chick tonight "I think I broke your door it won't open"
"slam your body into it while pulling the door handle"
Girls never can figure out XJ doors...
"slam your body into it while pulling the door handle"
Girls never can figure out XJ doors...
#190
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Joined: Nov 2011
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From: phoenix az
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0l 6 cylinder
Originally Posted by Rhutchinson609
No one can ever figure out my doors or how to unlock it
#191
Me: "look, its another cute little stocker"
Passenger: "What?"
Me: " It's a good thing my rearview mirror fell off again, otherwise that guy riding my a$$ would have pissed me off long ago and would have found out what its like to have some one back over them at the next stoplight"
Random person at school: "whoah your jeep is smoking in the front!?!"
Me: "I know, its sick huh?" "I am puttin in a new radiator this weekend"
Him: "Your puttin in a what?"
Me: "Nevermind, you drive a toyota, you wouldnt understand 'car-talk' "
Passenger: "What?"
Me: " It's a good thing my rearview mirror fell off again, otherwise that guy riding my a$$ would have pissed me off long ago and would have found out what its like to have some one back over them at the next stoplight"
Random person at school: "whoah your jeep is smoking in the front!?!"
Me: "I know, its sick huh?" "I am puttin in a new radiator this weekend"
Him: "Your puttin in a what?"
Me: "Nevermind, you drive a toyota, you wouldnt understand 'car-talk' "
#192
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Joined: Nov 2011
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From: phoenix az
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0l 6 cylinder
Originally Posted by Bubba93
Me: "look, its another cute little stocker"
Passenger: "What?"
Me: " It's a good thing my rearview mirror fell off again, otherwise that guy riding my a$$ would have pissed me off long ago and would have found out what its like to have some one back over them at the next stoplight"
Random person at school: "whoah your jeep is smoking in the front!?!"
Me: "I know, its sick huh?" "I am puttin in a new radiator this weekend"
Him: "Your puttin in a what?"
Me: "Nevermind, you drive a toyota, you wouldnt understand 'car-talk' "
Passenger: "What?"
Me: " It's a good thing my rearview mirror fell off again, otherwise that guy riding my a$$ would have pissed me off long ago and would have found out what its like to have some one back over them at the next stoplight"
Random person at school: "whoah your jeep is smoking in the front!?!"
Me: "I know, its sick huh?" "I am puttin in a new radiator this weekend"
Him: "Your puttin in a what?"
Me: "Nevermind, you drive a toyota, you wouldnt understand 'car-talk' "
#193
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Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 692
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From: Tempe, AZ
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: l6 242