things you say to your xj passenger:
03-26-2012 | 11:07 PM
#196
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From: Riverside county
Year: 89' soon to be
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO 167k miles
Originally Posted by GreenClassic
True story:
Passenger: Is your seat supposed to rock like that?
Me: My fat butt broke it, while coming to a stop at a red light, on my way to get a pizza. I guess that was a sign that I really didn't need that pizza.
In my defense, the seat bottom is very thin metal. And now I have nice comfy leather seats out of a 1994 Grand Cherokee Limited. They bolt right up to the stock XJ slider!
Passenger: Is your seat supposed to rock like that?
Me: My fat butt broke it, while coming to a stop at a red light, on my way to get a pizza. I guess that was a sign that I really didn't need that pizza.
In my defense, the seat bottom is very thin metal. And now I have nice comfy leather seats out of a 1994 Grand Cherokee Limited. They bolt right up to the stock XJ slider!
03-26-2012 | 11:09 PM
#197
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From: Riverside county
Year: 89' soon to be
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO 167k miles
Originally Posted by WeatherWarrior
"I'll fix that....as soon as my next paycheck comes in".
03-27-2012 | 07:49 AM
#199
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From: Chicago area
Year: 1998
Model: Grand Cherokee(ZJ)
Engine: 5.9
Oh right... that door leaks a little.. (its basically raining inside)
Girlfriend: Its so loud in this thing I can hardly hear myself think.
Me: Yeah... ill fix that after I fix the important stuff.
Girlfriend: Its so loud in this thing I can hardly hear myself think.
Me: Yeah... ill fix that after I fix the important stuff.
03-27-2012 | 09:31 PM
#205
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From: northlake IL
Year: 1997
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
Keep all hands feet and heads inside the jeep.
Dont touch anything unless i tell you.
No yelling unless it is needed. Aka rolling over
only women can ride with shirts off make the jeep run better.
The doors are off so we can ride home with some of the jeep clean.
If you dont follow these rules while in the jeep you get strapped to the top like my spare tire and the spare gets your seat because it is more important then hearing you complain
sign here ,
Dont touch anything unless i tell you.
No yelling unless it is needed. Aka rolling over
only women can ride with shirts off make the jeep run better.
The doors are off so we can ride home with some of the jeep clean.
If you dont follow these rules while in the jeep you get strapped to the top like my spare tire and the spare gets your seat because it is more important then hearing you complain
sign here ,
03-27-2012 | 09:35 PM
#206
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From: phoenix az
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0l 6 cylinder
Originally Posted by smeltmaster1
Keep all hands feet and heads inside the jeep.
Dont touch anything unless i tell you.
No yelling unless it is needed. Aka rolling over
only women can ride with shirts off make the jeep run better.
The doors are off so we can ride home with some of the jeep clean.
If you dont follow these rules while in the jeep you get strapped to the top like my spare tire and the spare gets your seat because it is more important then hearing you complain
sign here ,
Dont touch anything unless i tell you.
No yelling unless it is needed. Aka rolling over
only women can ride with shirts off make the jeep run better.
The doors are off so we can ride home with some of the jeep clean.
If you dont follow these rules while in the jeep you get strapped to the top like my spare tire and the spare gets your seat because it is more important then hearing you complain
sign here ,
03-27-2012 | 10:47 PM
#209
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From: Red Lion, PA
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee(XJ)
Engine: 4.0
my first xj had the 2 speed fast and faster wipers and whenever i would turn them on they would cause static on the radio, i thought it was kinda cool and my passengers would always ask me what was wrong with my radio
03-27-2012 | 10:51 PM
#210
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From: pburg, Nj
Year: 95
Model: Cherokee
Originally Posted by smeltmaster1
Keep all hands feet and heads inside the jeep.
Dont touch anything unless i tell you.
No yelling unless it is needed. Aka rolling over
only women can ride with shirts off make the jeep run better.
The doors are off so we can ride home with some of the jeep clean.
If you dont follow these rules while in the jeep you get strapped to the top like my spare tire and the spare gets your seat because it is more important then hearing you complain
sign here ,
Dont touch anything unless i tell you.
No yelling unless it is needed. Aka rolling over
only women can ride with shirts off make the jeep run better.
The doors are off so we can ride home with some of the jeep clean.
If you dont follow these rules while in the jeep you get strapped to the top like my spare tire and the spare gets your seat because it is more important then hearing you complain
sign here ,