Whats that light on the dash say...ABS? What is that and why is it always on?

Me: It's my Anti *****in System but its not working right now.

 

Hahahahahaha! I'm gonna use that one!

 

Im afraid mine will still shake also

 

Idk what to tell you there

 

Bent rims??

 

trac bar too tight , pulling axle over ? pitman arm rubbing and throwing off cam?

 

I don't know what it is. It is really loud too.

 

"You might want to get out here."

 

Me: Give them the camera so they can get a picture of this!

Passenger: F*** that I'll get out and take the pictures!

 

Do your doors lock?
No
Ugh, but my credit cards are in my purse
Waaaahh
Did you just "waah" me?
Yes... Take the important stuff, put my coat over your purse. You'll live, no one is going to steal it.


Don't put anything on the floor you don't want covered in rust.

 

Passanger: I didn't know a girl could drive sucha manly vehicle.

Driver: do you wanna get out and walk now or wait till we are in the middle of no where?

 

"Wait, you have no doors.. this means I -have- to take my stuff with me.. "

 

So I see your check engine light is on, so is the ABS and oh so is the check gages

Hey, now I never said it was perfect just good enough to make it up this trail

 

I said this the first time I got into a jeep with no doors

Blonde moment

Wait you have no doors does that mean I have to pretend close it?

 

"Theres two motocross helmets in the back for a reason, now quit *****ing"