things you say to your xj passenger:
#242
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From: Converse, Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
#243
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From: shawnee,ks
Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by Evilpopcorn
I used to do that for my front fender flare, only mine was "Hey pop your head out and let me know if the fender flare is still there." I've long since cut the front fenders.
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#248
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From: Owensville, MO
Year: 1998
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 5.9
"Go move that cedar tree out of the way... I don't want to scratch the new paint."
30 seconds later...
"You didn't move it far enough I guess. Can you go get my fender flare back?
30 seconds later...
"You didn't move it far enough I guess. Can you go get my fender flare back?
#249
i did this to my best friend the other week.. Mind you she is black and a lesbian
Me- "Be my Dj and put some good muddin songs on girl!!"
Pulls out the phone plugs it in && scrolls through the music picks one and turns it up.
:rap crap plays:
-:looks at her like she is crazy: "wtfh is this?!?! I said MUDDIN songs not Gangster Songs! Turn that crap off here play some Colt Ford, Jason Aldean, anything but that! Geez"
Me- "Be my Dj and put some good muddin songs on girl!!"
Pulls out the phone plugs it in && scrolls through the music picks one and turns it up.
:rap crap plays:
-:looks at her like she is crazy: "wtfh is this?!?! I said MUDDIN songs not Gangster Songs! Turn that crap off here play some Colt Ford, Jason Aldean, anything but that! Geez"
#252
My ex told me one day while we were on the highwayy
Hey lean out the window and fix my mirror the button broke and i can't see to pass. He had me out the window for 10 mins in the rain pushing the mirror until he was satisfied i was soaked
Hey lean out the window and fix my mirror the button broke and i can't see to pass. He had me out the window for 10 mins in the rain pushing the mirror until he was satisfied i was soaked
#255
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Joined: Jan 2009
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From: Central NJ
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Me: Can you lock the doors when you get out?
Passenger: Why?
Me: Because i cant lock them from my side duhh!
Me: DONT ROLL THAT WINDOW DOWN ALL THE WAY!!!.... yep you rolled it down too far, alright you pull while i hit the button
Also no one knows how to open my doors
Passenger: Why?
Me: Because i cant lock them from my side duhh!
Me: DONT ROLL THAT WINDOW DOWN ALL THE WAY!!!.... yep you rolled it down too far, alright you pull while i hit the button
Also no one knows how to open my doors