Dont worry it's normal to not have all the wheels on the ground

 

Hahaha that is brilliant. Glad I'm not the only one.

 

"Dont let me catch you driving a Toyota, especially a Prius. I will disown you!"

 

Yeahhhhhh....sounds about right for mine too

 

"Its normal for the radio to cut out when the wipers on"

 

"Lets see your honda do this"

 

Yes, the door is supposed to make that sound.

 

"Hold on, im gonna try something"

 

I usually say that when I slide into my friends driveway.. lol

Some new ones lately:
"Do you feel that? Thats not normal..."
"Kids, Dont try this at home" <- Said right before I popped it into neutral and restarted it at 55...
"Uhh... We have a problem... I need to buy a fire extinguisher for this thing" <- Fuel injector leak.

 

I finally put a fire extinguisher in my xj once the fuel line sprung a leak one day...never started a fire, but figured i'd throw one in just in case.

I also tell my wife..."Dont ever drive like this when its snowy out" as im drifting down gravel roads.

 

I know it's cold but if I move it from defroster to floor the windshield will fog back up.

 

"heading back home"

Was that noise there on the way up?

 

"Get in the truck B!tch, I got a knife!!"

 

You smell something burning?

 

"Get me a beer"