things you say to your xj passenger:
#287
Originally Posted by jeepbby95
I love the adrenaline rush so the oh **** bar is not for this girl(:
#288
#289
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From: Los Lunas, NM
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L High Output
*when im putting stuff in the back and the hatch is sagging down*
me: yeah, so its either going to rain or get cold some point soon
friend: how do you know?
me: my hydraulics are like a barometer they only have full strength when its hot and dry outside
friend: your jeep sucks
me: no, its multipurpose unlike your little rice box
me: yeah, so its either going to rain or get cold some point soon
friend: how do you know?
me: my hydraulics are like a barometer they only have full strength when its hot and dry outside
friend: your jeep sucks
me: no, its multipurpose unlike your little rice box
#290
Originally Posted by lonewolf53
*when im putting stuff in the back and the hatch is sagging down*
me: yeah, so its either going to rain or get cold some point soon
friend: how do you know?
me: my hydraulics are like a barometer they only have full strength when its hot and dry outside
friend: your jeep sucks
me: no, its multipurpose unlike your little rice box
me: yeah, so its either going to rain or get cold some point soon
friend: how do you know?
me: my hydraulics are like a barometer they only have full strength when its hot and dry outside
friend: your jeep sucks
me: no, its multipurpose unlike your little rice box
#291
Herp Derp Jerp
Joined: Nov 2011
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From: Parham, ON
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L OBD-II
*when im putting stuff in the back and the hatch is sagging down*
me: yeah, so its either going to rain or get cold some point soon
friend: how do you know?
me: my hydraulics are like a barometer they only have full strength when its hot and dry outside
friend: your jeep sucks
me: no, its multipurpose unlike your little rice box
me: yeah, so its either going to rain or get cold some point soon
friend: how do you know?
me: my hydraulics are like a barometer they only have full strength when its hot and dry outside
friend: your jeep sucks
me: no, its multipurpose unlike your little rice box
Almost wet myself laughing.
#292
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From: Kokomo,IN
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by salad
Priceless. Reminds me of this: http://www.civicforums.com/forums/12...-plan-her.html
Almost wet myself laughing.
#293
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From: Oxford, OH
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
#294
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From: Colorado
Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L High Output
My friend was ridin in my jeep the other day and this is our convo
Misha- Its hot as ***** out can we put the air on?
Me- Sure hold on!!
:rolls down windows:
Misha- No girl wth my hair is gettin messed up roll them up! I ment turn on the ac
Me- oh... My bad :laughs: i forgot to tell ya that is my ac
Misha- Its hot as ***** out can we put the air on?
Me- Sure hold on!!
:rolls down windows:
Misha- No girl wth my hair is gettin messed up roll them up! I ment turn on the ac
Me- oh... My bad :laughs: i forgot to tell ya that is my ac
My friend was like this. He has a nice grand cherokee lifted, power everything.. perfect ac..whatever. We got in my jeep to go and pick up his jeep that he left at his buddies house. the first thing he says is. "Can we get some Ac in here, its hot."
Me: "Sure thing!!" As i rolled down my window. then i told him. "Now if you just rolled down yours we will have surround AC." He looked at me and was like "you kidding right?"
"Nope, my engine don't like the AC on, makes more noises then usual."
(Nothings broken, just too much power to operate that damned little thing.)
#295
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From: Colorado
Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L High Output
I run bushwackers so i extended my track width 4.25" in on each side and 4.5" lift. so it is fairly wide for how short the XJ's sit. anyways. Every time I see a carn going around the bends at like 45. I one up them by going 55 mph around the bends. + no sway bars. Friggin fun as hell. Gf don't like me doing it. haha. You don't need to lower your car to go fast around bends just make your track width wider hahahaha. when I had the 3" lift on it I took a almost 90 degree corner at 45 mph. That was some scary **** leaned so much I was rubbing on the drive sider front and rear fender.
#296
I run bushwackers so i extended my track width 4.25" in on each side and 4.5" lift. so it is fairly wide for how short the XJ's sit. anyways. Every time I see a carn going around the bends at like 45. I one up them by going 55 mph around the bends. + no sway bars. Friggin fun as hell. Gf don't like me doing it. haha. You don't need to lower your car to go fast around bends just make your track width wider hahahaha. when I had the 3" lift on it I took a almost 90 degree corner at 45 mph. That was some scary **** leaned so much I was rubbing on the drive sider front and rear fender.
#297
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From: Pottstown/Boyertown, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 6 cyl
Gf- hey I just got wet
Me- oh yeah I figured you would that side leaks
Gf - thanks for letting me know
Me- well now you know,that side leaks.
I caught some dirty looks lol
Me- oh yeah I figured you would that side leaks
Gf - thanks for letting me know
Me- well now you know,that side leaks.
I caught some dirty looks lol
#298
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From: Wilmington, nc
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: Inline 6
Originally Posted by speedballin
Gf- hey I just got wet
Me- oh yeah I figured you would that side leaks
Gf - thanks for letting me know
Me- well now you know,that side leaks.
I caught some dirty looks lol
Me- oh yeah I figured you would that side leaks
Gf - thanks for letting me know
Me- well now you know,that side leaks.
I caught some dirty looks lol
#299
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From: Warrenton Va
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
#300
i did that to a friend of mine recently there was a puddle on the side of the road and im so used to hitting them i didnt think of the fact that i was doorless haha. he got pretty wet. it was hilarious.