Passenger: "whats that noise? I think somethings broken"
**turn radio up**
Me: "what noise?"

 

I say some Mexicans stole them.

 

A family friend asks me if I parked on the north end because it's the bad part in town

 

I'd put my seatbelt on if I was you !

typo, ****ing iphone

 

Too bad they don't work anymore. That'll scare them

 

"just so you know I don't have any cup holders..."

 

Yeah you do. i put drinks in my lap, even when wheeling I never spill.

 

I hold mine between the door and seat lol never spill

 

But if it's an open can I always spill

 

I hate cans

 

Whoever made cans should of thought ahead... well $hit what if I have a Jeep

 

thats what i do even with a can i never spill

 

Exactly cans are like the ugly step sister of things to drink out of

 

I figure out some way to spill a can always especially beer it finds a way out of my hand and on the ground by the way I am not talking about while I'm driving I don't drink and drive

 

Cans shmans... Almost everything tasted worse in them, especially beer. But I'm not sure if you guys down south would even be able to tell! :P

Things you say to your XJ passenger: calling out directions to the nearest XJ, "silver four-door, 97+, 4 o'clock. Wait no 99+"