Please keep hands and feet in ride at all times, emergency exits are to your left,right and directly behind you, in the event of a roll over cross your arms and grab your harness straps, and I a not liable for any personal injury...........................hold on, lets try something

 

my passenger is normally my fiance... and I normally just say hey im going climb this or go through this don't be mad if I get stuck.. So far.. Almost got stuck once when 4wd wasn't working... And hit something that caused the entire xj to shut down for several minutes before the fuel pump would turn on again.

 

The face of 67% of XJ passengers-

 

As they say "were going to do what!!!???"

 

Haha im gonna get that made into a sticker for my glove box!

 

" yes... its welded"

" aye u gotta slam that"

"Calm down were not gonna roll"

"O **** roll em up"

" I don't have sway bars dude"

 

dont open the hatch till werwe on level ground.

what's A/C

fold my mirror in.

 

-on the highway, look in rearview see a civic- "this is gonna be interesting" -civic passes me-
"4 cylinders versus 4 liters lets see what wins" -gf on the phone- "what was that?"
"um you didn't hear that....hold on a second.....didn't know the needle went that far"
Gf"what needle? How far?"
"um speedometer needle....that far past 85, hey I just passed a honda"
Gf "be careful"
"ha he can't keep up with a jeep lmao......wait what about careful?"

And my favorite..."what's 4 wheel drive for? I never use it I'm from new england I can handle a little snow"

 

Whats that whining noise?
Its just my turbo kicking in...

 

^x2

 

my gf when with me off roading on her first time a few weekends back and on the first trail not even halfway down she whining that she wants to go home. so i told her close her eyes. she said no bc then i dont know when to brace myself. so i siad then shut the F### up and enjoy the ride. and this was about ten in the morning and we lift the park at about 4ish

 

No one can figure mine out either...I call it anti theft jeep style

 

"theres ear plugs in the glove box if you need them"
"why"
-accelerating to 65-
"it gets loud with the doors off above 60"
"WHAT?"

 

Here hold my shifter **** d@mn thing comes off everytime lol. Or oh did I mention my back brakes don't work when coming down a cliff

 

where have you been for the last two days,

yer thats the crap model they all did that,

I think we should just camp here,

f@#*%hell never done that before

does it use much fuel? hell yer loves it

I got it with the insurance payout from the old jeep, why