"No, we're not out of fuel, we're of of fuel GAUGE."

 

lol that reminds me of one I said

"Check gauges? Yeah, they're working just fine. No, that's because the alternator's wet again"

 

That's why I say it. Passenger: You should fix that [cracked window, cracked dash, leaky exhaust, etc]. Me: Yeah, well I need to fix the Death Wobble first. Buckle up!

 

"I hope that smell isn't coming from the jeep"

 

"Why are you doing that? Is it time for a tune-up? STOP THAT!"

 

"Because I'm too lazy to put it into reverse"

 

A buddy of mine was saying how he felt a bumpy wobble.. Tires jusst turning on the street is all he was feeling. he tells me i need an alignment. ( i let this comment pass) later he mentioned how none of my dash lights are working so asked how his car is running.... he didnt like, He shut up real quick then. that he swerved to miss hitting a coyote and hit a saguaro. Its been sitting in his garage the last 2 months totaled. he drives a VW GTI....

 

Oh that wet dog smell? I hadn't noticed....

 

"Get out and hold this flashlight so i can see while i back up."
"Check Engine light?!? ya thats always been there."

 

Passenger: why are you hitting the dash?
Me: You wanted ac and the blend doors got stuck again, i dont think the ac is doing much good being blown into the windshield

 

" you might wanna roll the window up"

" why are you putting your seatbelt on? It doesn't work."

" hey this is where I roll.... Never mind" <~ haha said that one to my girlfriend when we were in a tippy place in our local ORV park. She got scared..

 

My husband to me the first time we sank his jeep

“Don't try to get out you will let water in. It's not as deep on my side I'll get ou....nevermind”

“Now you know why I took the carpet out”

 

“Time to get serious” as I turn the music up and start grabbing gears to make it up the hill climp.

me "dont put that change in here"
pasanger "why not?"
me " have you ever jumped a jeep with loose change hitting you in the face...... I have its not fun"


"we should have got that one on camera"

tj owner "why dont you get a real jeep"
me " why dont you ever go wheelin with yours instead of riding shot gun?"

 

"Man this thing is noisy"...."huh?"


"Its about to get rough, hold on,.... to your beers!"


"You gotta watch that seat, if the xj don't like you it will try to eject you out the front window" (I call it my eject-o-seat-o)

 

x2 this is #1 in my jeep