"Don't bother with the seatbelt, only mine works." The look on their face is priceless! Lmao (the belt works, I just do it to mess with them)

 

just climb out the window don't be such a girl dude

 

I engaged my airbag out on the trail a while back eating some dirt, it's a great conversation started.

"what happened to your airbag?"
"oh this? Where we're goin, we don't need airbags"

"Why is your car so hard to get into?"
"because it hates you for referring to it as a CAR"

Pulled over to the side of the road because my radiator hose got a bite

"gimme the duck tape in the glove, we will make it to napa."

 

this is more of what was said to my passenger me and the gf were sitting at a light with the doors off and some old lady pulls up and says aren't you scared your gonna fall out i know i would be. my gf didn't miss a beet and came back right away with thats why we have our seat belts on idiot. i was laughing so hard bc my gf isn't one to get mean like that lol

 

Why you gotta be mean to an old lady? Lol. That's someones grandma.

 

Be careful when you open that door.

 

Haha hey my exhaust tip fell off.

 

Just the tip? Lol! (I've had the whole part from muffler back come off...)

 

I've had everything after the front pipe come off

 

Iv had both axles, all 4 doors, windows, engine, transmission, and muffler fall off at once.

 

One time I was driving and my whole Jeep just fell off...




literally, the logo.

 

Haha well at least the tires stayed on

 

Haha mines about to fall off. Well rust off

 

They were attached to the axle... O.o

 

Oh.......