Its just mud?? I reckon you should had your window up..

 

1. "Of course we can make were ina Jeep damnit.."
2. "Stuck?? I don't kno the meaning of the word!!"
3. "Quitya*****'n!! If your scared get out.."
4. "I told ya we'd make it; and you were worried.."
5. "Nevermind that nevermind that just hang on to the beer.."

 

A lot of apologies for how loud it is, bumpy it rides and all the sharp edges it has.

 

Don't forget to high step getting in. (For my friend that rides to work with me sometimes that always forgets that the floor drops down some. And sadly I'm still stock reminding him of this)

 

*after wheeling



you hear that.?

hey look nothings broke!

*going up hill

you hear that valvetrain noise? ( drive me nuts but o well)

 

hahaha i love this one

 

"Nah, it'll be alright."

 

If i stop NOW to let you out, we will never make it up this hill...

 

You don't like how it rides? Walk.

 

No thats not the wheels about to fall off, it always shakes like that.

 

Do not get out, without you in that seat it will flip over, and quit yelling at me this was your idea anyway.

 

Right before your about to start wheeling put a helmet on then look at the passenger and say don't tell me you forgot your helmet

 

"If you wanna keep your fingers keep your hands inside at all times"... Idk why people like to hold on to the roof when the doors are off

 

My old XJ: "What? Huh? Speak up, I can't hear you over the cracked manifold!"
"It only shakes at freeway speed."
"Crap, my flash light rolled under the seat. Hand it to me so I can see how much gas we have."
"The seat's broken, just lean forward."

Was glad to sell that thing. Nothing against XJs at all, but that one was just too worn out to bother with. That little beater used to terrify the woman I was seeing at the time. Too funny.

ZJ: "Do you smell burnt plastic?"

 

I dont own a Xj but I do have a Zj and an Yj, and lately in my Zj which is a 97, when we turn the seat warmers on they seem to just get hotter and hotter. Always have to remember to let ppl know this, And other day I gave a neighbor a ride, and he turned his on and after a few, I noticed he stared fidgetting. i forgot to tell him that they dont stop getting hot! Lol and All I could think was while he was moving around and had this look on his face was that his nutts were on fire! Lmao! Woops! After about 15 minutes he reaches down and turns it off, and says WOW! those things really work! Lol! I started to laugh and oh they are broken, and just keep getting hot! Did u turn it on? Lol pulled the blonde card out!