1.if you make me fall off the clif its your fault...
2.dont worry im always on E.(broken) pretend to run out.lol
3.dont touch my raido.

 

(I hit a deep mud hole) I had to stop in the middle I roll down the window and say I'm glad I just bought this thing. And back up and hit it harder.

 

X2

 

Grab your 'oh s... handles!' Here we go!

 

"here let me set the ebrake" turned the wheels to the righ and let the welded rear end bind

 

Don't worry, it won't tip over

 

but if it does dont stick ur hand out the window ur not gonna be able to stop it

 

"Well this is gonna be a tough one, do me a favor- read that sticker on the dash until I tell you to stop."
(This sticker)

 

My god! I want it!

 

*passenger points out puddles in both floorboards from leaking windshield*

Oh that? It helps keep the soles of your shoes clean, guaranteeing maximum traction when you get out of the jeep!!!

 

thats suppose to happen its a jeep

 

Thats awesome

 

Do you have gas money??? not a free taxi

 

Passenger: Whats that noise?
Me: (Turns the radio up) What noise?

"If the CB falls and lands at my feet, can you grab that for me?"

"Yes its 2wd, yes i lifted it, and yes i did just stop in the middle of that hole to prove that i can still drive out after"

"Well, looks like we only got 3 tires off the ground that time... lets try again"

"Can you sign this waiver before you get in?"

Passenger: Theres a tree in the middle of the trail, be carefull"
Me: Not anymore there isnt!

 

Oh, that smell? Its just exhaust leaking in through the holes in my floor