U know I get 15 mpg so let me get 4 dollaz

 

U get 15mpg holy $hit I get like 10

 

I i think i get wose than that. my trip will say like 210 mi per tank. that sucks so bad my honda will do 450. lol kinda off topic.

Hope you dont mind, i smoke in my car.(they light up)

 

don't worry that really loud bang when i turn flexed is normal, just the drag link hitting my bent front skid.

 

I not welded that side yet, so please hold the hand rail.

 

can you reach back and hand me my shifter

 

Calm down itll stop shaking so bad in a sec

 

"no we can't take the interstate, if I'm terrified of driving my own Jeep faster than 65 you sure as hell don't wanna ride in it at 75"

 

I'm sorry you got sprayed with sand in your face. You should have put the window up lol.

Needless to say my wife was not very happy, and I learned its possible to roost sand into the window if the wheels are turned in just the right position during a hill climb lol.

 

I did that to myself with snow once. I was surprised.
Oh, and due to recent experiences: "Why are there two carpet flaps cut in the trunk? "Oh, that's just to replace the shocks"

 

Vent visors work miracles

 

I have window visors lmao her window was all the way down...

 

"Don't use the cigarette lighter, it'll blow my radio fuse."

 

Passenger: my window won't go up
Me: hold the button and hit the door works everytime

Passenger: why is it so loud
Me: cause my muffler fell off and it runs better without it

I always get asked why I have two jeep keys. Ones for the doors and the other is for the ignition (89xj)

 

"If the seat feels like its tilting, its cuz it is"

"You'll have to ride in the back, sit on the spare"..."why don't you just put your se"...."CUZ ITS A COUPE!!"...." ok bro I will sit on the spare damn" ....