things you say to your xj passenger:
#484
me after driving throw a mud puddle....can you hand me that empty cup and that old t-shirt. i need to clean the mud off my windshield. the windshield washer doesn't work.
passager....your check engine light is on
me....crap! i guess the black tap fell off. i really need to disconnect that.
passager...are you speeding?
me.....idk, the speedo don't work.
passager...whats that nosie?
me...what?
passager...whats that nosie?
me...what?
passager...WHATS THAT NOISE?
me...i can't hear you. let me pull over.
passager...are we about to run out of gas?
me...always!!!
passager....your check engine light is on
me....crap! i guess the black tap fell off. i really need to disconnect that.
passager...are you speeding?
me.....idk, the speedo don't work.
passager...whats that nosie?
me...what?
passager...whats that nosie?
me...what?
passager...WHATS THAT NOISE?
me...i can't hear you. let me pull over.
passager...are we about to run out of gas?
me...always!!!
#486
Senior Member
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 800
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From: The Dirty 530
Year: 1988
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Renix I6
"Get your arm off my center console, that's my space"
"Shhhhh yes it will fit through those bushes"
"Oh that smell?"
"No no, we are not stuck yet!"
"Shhhhh yes it will fit through those bushes"
"Oh that smell?"
"No no, we are not stuck yet!"
#488
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 750
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From: Waller/Cypress/Hockley
Year: 1997
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by fallenknight308
"Get your arm off my center console, that's my space"
"Shhhhh yes it will fit through those bushes"
"Oh that smell?"
"No no, we are not stuck yet!"
"Shhhhh yes it will fit through those bushes"
"Oh that smell?"
"No no, we are not stuck yet!"
#491
Junior Member
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 36
Likes: 0
From: Southeast Michigan
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
"Hey dude slide over to the other side that back tire is coming off the ground, I don't want to roll this thing!"
And like fallenknight308 I say "Oh I will show you stuck, WATCH THIS!"
And like fallenknight308 I say "Oh I will show you stuck, WATCH THIS!"
Last edited by 1998-RED-XJ; 10-13-2012 at 09:27 AM.
#492
Newbie
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 28
Likes: 0
From: suffolk county
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Ppassenger- "I dont think were going to fit between those trees"
Me- "were not"
Passeger- " what do you mean were.... watch out for the tree!"
Me slightly grinning cause i just scared the s*** out of the passenger " what tree?"
Me- "were not"
Passeger- " what do you mean were.... watch out for the tree!"
Me slightly grinning cause i just scared the s*** out of the passenger " what tree?"
#494
Junior Member
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 36
Likes: 0
From: Southeast Michigan
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by kkratzel
Ppassenger- "I dont think were going to fit between those trees"
Me- "were not"
Passeger- " what do you mean were.... watch out for the tree!"
Me slightly grinning cause i just scared the s*** out of the passenger " what tree?"
Me- "were not"
Passeger- " what do you mean were.... watch out for the tree!"
Me slightly grinning cause i just scared the s*** out of the passenger " what tree?"
#495
Seasoned Member
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 342
Likes: 0
From: Orange County,Ca
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: HO 4.0
Wife what's that rattle me bushing fell apart on track bar. Wife how are we getting home . Me we will drive it just have to steer to the left a bit. Wife this is my last wheeling trip every time something breaks. Me that gives me something to fix next week.