Oh your burrito is cold? No microwave, no problem!!!!

 

Yes

 

LOL.

I have a similar comment.

"What's that popping noise?"
Axles are loose.
"OMG"

 

"Wats that smell?!?"

Idk.... Its a jeep.....

"you need to do something...."

Ok.... Get out...... Hahaha

 

when i hafto get a ride to work due to temporary jeep issues

coworker "whats wrong with your jeep this time"

me" nothing im just letting her rest for a few days."

 

I was driving my mom the other day and she kept complaining about the squeak, and i asked her which one? to which she replied, "Oh that cant be good!!!"

 

My mother has never been in my jeep.. I've never even driven with her!

 

"As a member of the Jeep Brotherhood, it is my duty to leave no Jeep stranded"

Or. "You can only wave to other Cherokees and Wranglers...anything other, don't wave!"

 

Don't worry it does this all the time(wiggling the stick back and forth to engage the NSS)

 

its loud because super swampers.

 

That one locks the door the other one controls the window.

That yellow arrow is my schizophrantic shift light

 

just hit your hand beside the handle to open the hatch... no not there... you dont have to hit it that hard... come on im about to drop this... you have to pull up at the same time... good lord just take this and ill open it

 

You didn't close your door, just open it close it firmly. No don't slam it. (Slams) And you wonder why it never closes for you, she's mad at you.

 

Going down a straight drop...
Passenger "Why do you look so calm?"
Me "what do you mean?"
Passenger "Becasue you're singing with the radio with one hand on the wheel!"
Me "....its a Jeep thing."

 

LOL! This is why I keep my wife's old Pontiac around!

"Can you feel that on clunking on your side?"