Q "who keyed your car?"
A "mother nature"

Q "why does it ride like a tank?"
A "because it is one"

Q "what's that noise?"
A "jeep mating call"

 

hmmmm... im not sure WHAT that noise is..
dont worry that fire always goes out quickly.....
nooo,,i probably dont need SIX fire extinguishers..
dont sit there...
dont sit there either........
the noises go away if you crank the alpine,,hehehe.
yes i have a cell phone.
no i dont have airbags

 

I straight piped it so I couldnt hear you talk.
No we wont get stuck.
Yes the K&N Decal does give me an extra 10 HP.
If its ugly then just walk.
Hop out or get mud all over your a$$.
I dont even know what aerodynamics are?
Whats this MPG you speak of?

 

Sit down, Shut Up, Hang On and Pray.

 

yup..thats us smoking

 

roll down the window if you're hot...

 

0

 

I have to let you out...

Push the buckle in at the same time...

The fan only works on full blast...

No your locks don't work either...

And your window doesn't either!

 

Ya, my girl gets a kick out of watching me fasten my seatbelt, it's a process.

Click.
Click.
CLICK.
...
CLICKETYCLACKETYCLICKETYCLACK
...
Click.

"Got it!"

 

Oh you want your window rolled up before we hit that mud? Yea, your switch doesn't work... say please.

 

"Yeah, your window doesn't work."

*Me scraping brush on the side if my jeep*
Passenger- "aww dude scratches"
Me - "it's okay, she's ugly and she knows it."

 

"I don't smell anything, must be outside"

 

"That burning oil smell? I must be used to it."

 

Pass: don't u have any air in this thing?
Me: yeah, that big glass thing beside your face

"All these jeeps shake like that between 50 and 55

Used this one with my girl earlier today
Her: you just had to lift this thing (as putting kid in backseat)
Me: i didnt hear you complaining about the 2 1\2 inches i gave you last night being too much

 

lmfao.

Watch out. She might come home with a black XJ with 8" lift...