Usually they freak out about an angle were on or when going straight up something. My go to is "chill out man its got a cage for a reason"

 

You might want to get out and walk this section, no point in both of us dying!

(On a narrow, washed out shelf road a few hundred feet off the canyon floor between Moab and Needles district. Utah

 

"the wipers have a mind of their own"
when opening the lift gate "you gotta push next to the lock and lift the lever..no not there, over there, nope, nope, here let me do it"
"sometimes that window switch dont work"
"yea the check engine light pretty much always stays on"
to the dog "da**** Get in the F*****back seat like i said"
"need to recharge the AC again"
"spot me on that rick over there on your side"

 

people dont ride with me anymore in the jeep dont know if its my driving or the tube doors lol.

 

hold on im gonna do donuts!

 

Buy me a soda