"lift the door when you shut it"
"lock the door when you get out"
"step wide"
"its a jeep thing"

 

"It runs just fine"
"You'll get use to the noises"

 

said this the other day, "welcome to (insert name) airlines, sit back, and shut the F*** up''

 

Lmfao that's awesome I've told that to so many people and they've all had that holy crap look on their face

 

well theres a few things......

1. No that vent window is sealed shut......i know it has the lever but it leaked like a son of a ***** so i had to seal it.

2. Dont be alarmed if the radio comes outta the dash.

3. Here, ya wanna put the rear view behind the seat so it doesnt nail one of us.

4. What noise?.......Oh! that noise, yea thats the [insert answer here].

5. I know its cold out but if i keep the windows up the exhaust fumes start messin with me.

6. Ya gotta help the windows up..........what? its 20yr old electronics.

im sure theres more but those are the ones off the top of my head.



LMAO not my passenger but a buddy in another vehicle over the phone while doin a 120KM/h down hill.

buddy - "holy crap dude your truck was shaken like crazy there, everything alright"
me - "yea just a little death wobble, slow her down a bit and let er settle down"
buddy - "you sure? i thought the front axle was ready to part ways with the jeep"
me - "yea its fine, done it before, theres a reason i dont usually run the jeep that fast"

 

when taking a nice girl out to eat at a fancy place. gettting out at the restaraunt, "Jump out, dont slide out. You'll get muddy, then youll have to sit in mud inside!" Most of the time i dont say it fast enough and they slide on out. oopsy.

 

The reverse lights came on? The power windows work at each door? The door locks work? Its gonna be a good day!

 

"What, it was just a ditch"
"Got your helmet and socks? Good man"
"Ah, doesn't the tire hum sound like a robot army marching to battle? Go **** yourself, yes it does"

 

Keep that blanket close, its my heater.

 

1) Hold on!
2) You'll have to plug your other ear if you want to use your phone.
3) Yeah, I like it too, thanks!

 

Buckle up.
No that doesn't work, no that doesn't work either.
The grab handles above your head.
Hold on, don't puke.
Of course we'll make it.
See!
Thought I told you not to puke?

 

"No, its not a piece of crap, and if you want to say that again you can get out and walk"

 

-"Why is the temp gauge so high?" She runs a little hot sometimes..

-The vibration is just the drive shafts.. no big deal

-Get out and push!

 

"hold ON i want to try some thing"

 

^I got this on a bumper sticker