Don't worry, I saw this on YouTube once and I think I know where the guy went wrong...

 

When your gauges go all the way off and it says, "No bu5".... and all I say is,"hey don't worry about, that's normal ! Watch just let me hit the brakes or put it in reverse and they will start working again, if that doesn't work just hit the dash or turn it off the on again!"

 

"Remind me to hook that injector back up in the morning..."

 

Can you tap that gas guage? Did it move? Maybe we shoukd get some gas.....

 

"Just ignore him (dog), he'll stop bugging you as soon as we start moving".

 

to my brother last weekend "get out first, I have to get out the passenger side since my driver door is about to fall off."

 

"Don't find fault ... When's the last time you drove your POS? At least my Jeep still runs!"

 

"Its a little quieter in here now isnt it?"
"...A little... Not much"
"What are you talking about? At least I can hear you now!"

 

My friend doesn't close the door all the way and his excuse is "I want to hurt it" I always say "I don't give a S%$T just close the D$@N door"

 

...no they all smell this way. Why?

 

Passenger "your gunna hit this tree over here"
Me "I know, get your head away from the glass"

 

Talk louder, or dont talk at all!

 

Pass me my insurance card!

Grab the winch remote (insert name) is stuck again

I have sliders.... It will be ok!

Shut up and let me do this! Lol

4 common quotes used in my jeep

 

Its ok... I have AAA...

 

Why are you holding the handle like were both about to die?