YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! ( when doing something crazy )



OLE, OLE OLE OLE!!!!!! ( while yanking the wheel back and forth rapidly )


Look ma, no han...oh sh8t a tree!

 

"The shaking stops at 55"
"Dont worry about the smoke, its always done that"
"At least it has new tires......"

 

Most of these is what my girlfriend says lol

"why doesnt the lift gate ever open for ME"

*switching from heat to feet to heat up top*
Her: "Holy #$*& what was that sound!?"
Me : "Oh, that... yeah its fine"

Her: "Babe, why does it smell like gas"
Me : "oh..well you see, one of my injectors is leaking, hence why the fire extinguisher is between your legs"

*after going up a hill, and nailing my right fender on a rock"
Friend: "Dude you just about ripped off your right fender"
Me: " Ah its fine, I was just about to pull them off and trim my fenders anyways"




lol and after reading all these, its sad that almost all of us has said just about all these posts at one time or another, hah I thought it was just me

 

Passenger- tell me where not sliding backwards down this hill
Me - ok , but you may wanna buckle up, oh yea uhh yours don't work


Were not stuck just involuntarily parked for awhile

 

My favorite...
We might lift a tire here hold on.
Did we lift a tire?
Um yeah about 2-3 feet
I want out now...I don't wanna play anymore

 

"sshhhh shhh shhh! Shut up, he's walking up to the car"

"Yes officer? Sorry, I couldn't resist that huge mud and rock pile. It's a Jeep thing".

 

Close the hatch
*bang*
No.... Gotta do it harder than that.
*Bang*
No... Harder
*SLAM*
There, now you got it...

 

you got AFLAC?

 

Haha love cop stories my favorite was getting pulled over with it on the trailer cop asked me what year was that?

 

passenger: "I want a Cherokee"
me: "no you don't"

 

Dude whats thing on your hood? Oh that little guy? Dont worry about that little guy

 

Last Christmas break...dad"oh no...I think we are in trouble...I don't think we can make it threw that!" me "well we ether try and go threw it or go back up what we just came down. " dad "....." me " ok hold on everyone! " after we make it threw dad..." ICAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST WENT THREW THAT!!!" mom "ok I am done riding for today is that the end of the trail can you role my window down?" lolol several popular quotes in that trip lol. Now they are wanting me to take them out in the Jeep again and pop is ready to buy him one haha.

 

If you don't strap in and shut up it will know and it will through you out. ( I didn't run doors last year) My GF did not like this comment but she did what she was told.

 

So true! anybody else have to stop down the road just after leaving to close the darned thing, because someone got into the hatch without you knowing?

 

YEs.