The nigth we broke up she said you love your van more than me
i said its a jeep and yes i do ive been inside this jeep longer than i was in you
now im single and loving

 

Wife: "What the.... What the hell was that?"

Me: "Oh that's just the front locker, it does that sometimes..."

Wife: "Oh... whats a locker?"

Me: "Do you really want me to explain it?"

Wife: "you're right, nevermind...."

 

After spending $3000 on the xj I'm not mad at the jeep I'm mad at the owner

 

my fiancée, after I sold mine, said I liked when we'd go fast around corners because zero would fish tail. and it was fun. why she never said that before I sold I will never know...woulda kept it then lol

She also said she doesn't like that we have to dive around the parking lot at the college to find a spot....we used to park over the curb in the dirt or mud depending on the time of year.

 

"You need to stop spending money on the jeep and spend some on me"

Never will I stop spending money on the jeep, but maybe I can meet her somewhere in the middle lol

 

My suggestion, New BF there are single jeeps guy out there

 

Ill let y'all know in about 30 min. My fiancé always says you better not buy another jeep you already had 4 and everyone had problems. Well I just bought one more bada** than I've ever had. Yes it has it problems but its nice alot of money into it. And plus I always tell her what ibuy is like 200 when its really 6. I just bought this thing for 1500 ima have to tell her 800. But ill let you'll know what she says. It might not be good thank god I got a sleeping bad and no back seat in my dd!!

 

Right after my wife drove our 98 XJ for the first time, she said, "You should buy another XJ for yourself".........I love my wife....

 

Because dishonesty is always a good thing. You're just creating far bigger problems for yourself if she ever finds out the real price in the future

 

She won't!! After I sale off a few items make most of my money back than shell be happy again. And I have all kinds of "free" extra parts.

 

"Is it broken??"-GF
Lol!!

 

"I'm getting out." (after almost rolling)

 

My wife hates riding in my XJ, says it's too small (she's about 5'11" and always hits her head getting into it) and hard to get in to. I'm at 3" on 31's (I tell her that it isn't THAT tall (yet)). She complains about no cup holders. She complains that I spend too much on it (I am pretty frugal and actually haven't had it break down in over a year). She does like the 4wd in winter though.
I just remind her that it is MINE and it is PAID FOR and her Liberty is hers and is NOT paid for.