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Old 08-17-2010 | 09:54 PM
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I say Jeep breaks in half and driver severely killed.

Old 08-17-2010 | 10:19 PM
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Well it looks snowy so I'm guessing jeep lands hard cracking the unibody then rolling several times. Driver dead with the loss of body parts also
Old 08-17-2010 | 10:49 PM
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the driver lands it with no breakages.. a large group of bikini models swarm the Jeep because it was an amazing jump.
Old 08-17-2010 | 10:55 PM
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lots of broken parts, no dead bodies.
Old 08-17-2010 | 10:58 PM
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Jeep lands real hard, and goes back for a 2nd run!
Old 08-18-2010 | 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by rweaver138
lots of broken parts, no dead bodies.
I say lots of dead bodies, no broken parts.
Old 08-18-2010 | 12:37 AM
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I think the beer the driver asked his friend to hold got spilled.
Old 08-18-2010 | 01:07 AM
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broken/bent front axle, atleast one popped tire, and a driver with a really bad headache from the steering wheel which is now bent.
Old 08-18-2010 | 01:15 AM
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I say he lands on a box of kittens and kills them all. that being said... the force of him landing made him poop himselp. beer was spilled but no worries hes got 5 more in the back seat
Old 08-18-2010 | 01:29 AM
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meh...he's only slightly killed...but ends up with a really bad rash.
Old 08-18-2010 | 02:55 AM
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He gently lands, and coasts down to his friends where they all yell like teen age girls in excitement.
Old 08-18-2010 | 06:18 AM
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Jeep lands on the back wheels, driver keeps his foot in and wheelies another 50 yards towards the crowd before sliding it round 270degrees to park neatly between two humvees with broken driveshafts. Humvee driver's daughters defect to Jeep Power immediately.
Old 08-18-2010 | 06:30 AM
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Free Gum!
Old 08-18-2010 | 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Morat
Jeep lands on the back wheels, driver keeps his foot in and wheelies another 50 yards towards the crowd before sliding it round 270degrees to park neatly between two humvees with broken driveshafts. Humvee driver's daughters defect to Jeep Power immediately.

This!^^^
Old 08-18-2010 | 10:26 AM
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maybe.......

when the rear bumper hits the ground, it slams the front end down so hard the back end comes over hte front, somersault style. then it hits so hard the wheels all kick out cambered like a cheap honda lowering kit.

then the bikini models come out and carry the driver off to their tent where they take care of his hootus injuries from bouncing in the somersault.

there is also lots of cherry lick lick and alcohol brought in



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